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Counter Stink

The act of masking another person's fart or offensive odor with a fart or offensive smell of your own.

There comes a time in every person's life when you are trapped somewhere with a foul smell. The single defense you have to offer is your own ass. And that is what will save your life.
My husband let a huge fart in the car and I, in turn, let a counter stink to save my own life.

I counter stink when ever I have a gassy dance partner.

My friends armpits smell like sour cream and chives, so I often run three miles then wipe my armpits off with his head, as an alternative counter stink method.

Sometimes I hold in my farts just in case I need a back up counter stink.
by Cheen Kween February 25, 2011
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Counter Examine

A method used to render a person's argument invalid by way of intellectual banter, usually occurs between two people
I believe that the other party receives the opportunity to counter examine your argument
by Risako Hurts Your Ears August 18, 2018
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Counter culture coup

When a group of people acts like people they previously tried to make fun of or call weird earlier in life, but they're actually replacing anything that is unique (or old) with something a bit more bubblegum pop (or new) and mainstream (but don't want their activities to be transparent or obvious to anyone) by claiming to be/posing as the raw person's kind of raw, the outlaw's outlaw.
He/she/they were a part of a secret society/organization trying to launch a successful counter culture coup that established counter surveillance on anything that represented anything left of the old counter culture to replace it with a new bland version of it, and a new guard to guard it.
by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021
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Counter

A term used to ratio a person who’s attempting to ratio you on Twitter
A: Yb better
B: Ratio
A: counter + rip bozo
by Bartholomew Thaddy Daddy December 28, 2021
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Counter reaction

When an old worn counter is sick of being the underdog.
A counter losing its cool.
If the counter is allergic to Eg. cheezels, then if the item is placed on the surface the counter may crack, sneeze or swell, hence creating a counter reaction.
Don’t put that on the bench! We don’t want another counter reaction!!
by Ninja-de-hissinyoface September 27, 2020
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counter sutra

A play on words, “ Kama Sutra“ you’re railing your s/o on the counter.
Hey babe, do you wanna do “counter sutra”?
by Mr.Big1 October 1, 2022
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Counter resistance

Resistance to resistance, just like counter surveillance is someone watching somebody watching somebody.
by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020
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