Similar to beer goggles in nature, but different in effect. Tennessee Goggles is experienced when you drink a few too many Lynchburg Lemonades and you suddenly find your cousins attractive, and start to question your sexuality and its underlying morals.
Guy 1: I drank too many Lynchburg Lemonades last night and damn-near fucked my cousin.
Guy 2: Don’t worry, you were wearing the Tennessee Goggles, so it doesn’t count.
Guy 2: Don’t worry, you were wearing the Tennessee Goggles, so it doesn’t count.
by Skoliosis March 25, 2022
Get the Tennessee Gogglesmug. You know what I hate about the this time of day all the Tennessee fireflies as you flick the cigarette butt at them.
by Thatguy85 September 29, 2017
Get the tennessee firefliesmug. by Chrissy Brauwn September 28, 2012
Get the tennessee hangermug. The sloppiest top you’ll ever receive especially when the lady is from Tennessee (Shout out to Rachel).
by Probably4orsomething September 5, 2023
Get the Tennessee blowjobmug. The dangerous act of five pedofiles gang raping kids by ejaculating in cups and forcing the kids to drink it in front of their families who are kidnapped all while the pedofiles get turned on
by Jimmy neutron 2324 April 20, 2017
Get the Tennessee terrormug. 1. The most secure shoelace knot, the Tennessee Tapeworm is quick to tie and never comes loose on its own but its slow to release and often causes the user to miss out on fun due to the obstruction caused by shoes inhibiting activities.
2. A sex act often performed by young adults at impromptu parties.
2. A sex act often performed by young adults at impromptu parties.
I missed out on all the fun because by the time I’d released the Tennessee Tapeworm, everyone was getting dressed and calling an Uber.
by Fastermouse May 19, 2024
Get the Tennessee Tapewormmug. the act of sitting on your partner's head and stretching your ass over it as much as humanly possible
by butthole re-generator June 9, 2025
Get the tennessee totem polemug.