Uncle ted

The sexiest man alive, sometimes this extreamly sexy man will try to get into the shower with you. But dont worry. He only will molest you without consent. If you give him consent he will not intrested.

Not kenzie: who is that really sexyyy mannnn
Not teagan: its that sexy uncle ted guy

by Keagantenzie January 7, 2020

Ted White

Ted White is an experianced actor/stuntman whose career goes back to the late 50's. He has doubled for such stars as John Wayne, Fess Parker, Clark Gable and others. He has also had roles in televison over the years. Other films include "Romancing the Stone", "Starman", "Major League", "Oh, God! Book 2", and many others. He reluctantly accepted the role of Jason Voorhees in "Friday the 13th The Final Chapter" and is widely considered to be one of the best who have portrayed the hockey-masked psychopath. He regularly is a guest at conventions and enjoys meeting fans.

Ted White was awesome as Jason!

Ted White's character in Romancing the stone was a real bastard!

by locutusofdouche February 19, 2010

Ted

A very sexy black boy, who will fix your bitch and kiss your moeder. Ted also has a hele grote penis and is heel erg cool.

Ted is very geil.

by NietTedMabruki February 27, 2017

Dirty Ted

When your charming man smears piss and cum on your face while yelling "TEDDY" repeatedly. Then the man shit on her vag, so hard that she vomits in his mouth.

Joe: I gave my girl a HELLA Dirty Ted last night
John: Good for you, but ew

by kk_hill6 February 27, 2022

ted fisher

A very sexy man that every girl want to sleep with and maybe oral

Ted Fisher can call me up any time.

by Stankysocks December 14, 2015

Ted

ted

"ted"

by Schrodinger's cock pasta July 12, 2025

Ted

ted is a fucking beauty and is jacks brother they like to get fucked up and full send shit all the time ted is also a fucking legend because he’s a farmer

last weekend ted and jack and coop got slauched

by cloud sends September 11, 2019