Tampon

Another way to pronounce Jack Lang.

Have you seen tampon today? I heard he took it up the ass the other night.

by Cheeseman69123 June 8, 2023

snooze tampon

Mainly used on females who are clumsy. Similar to a tampon that doesn’t suck it all up.

Ugh, Rebecca, stop acting like such a

snooze tampon!

by Dirty Rascal May 15, 2018

Tampon Unicorn

A Tampon Unicorn is the action of pulling your tampon out or someone else pulling your tampon out and sticking on yours or their forehead

hey marry do you want to do the tampon unicorn with me?

by methplz May 2, 2025

Tampon

NRL pretender Kalyn Ponga, in for 1 week out for 3 weeks.

Tampon, alternatively know as a million dollar a year athlete Kalyn Ponga, in for 1 week out for 3.

by Knoughtspoon April 1, 2022

Temper Tampon

A meltdown at a store or service that can't provide the item or service needed.
A temper tantrum that can be confused with an angry menstrual cycle.

Bitch at the hardware store didn't have my washer gasket! I went full blown Temper Tampon!

by AlabamaRoy June 12, 2022

used tampon

any, all, and every dangerous, used penises that was previously inserted into anyone else

"Girl! I had no idea he was a used tampon. We met last night but I wouldn't have thought that he ever did that before!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

Tampon

A long string that people use to ‘block up blood from internal bleeding so it doesn’t look like they have pissed there selves and guess what lads they only come for girls this is because the world is sexist and should be fine for a man to use a tampon in his ass :)

Dam girl I’m a man and I want to use a tampon

by Saminman October 21, 2018