suicide Mondays

the monday after parting hard. esp. after using the drug ecstasy.

"man, i feel like shit. i hate suicide Mondays after weekend raves"

by XCrystalXyourmomX June 30, 2009

the suicide machines

one of the best freakn punk bands in the world

man, those guys are almost as good as the suicide machines

by PoopFaceMan July 31, 2005

suicidal jerk

When you beat your meat while everyone's home and forget to lock the door

Dude, I just had a suicidal jerk last weekend. It was sketchy

by The boonigan man September 16, 2017

CUMmit suicide

"CUMmit suicde" is the name of a sex position in which a girl that is allergic to seamen gives you head... then dies.

Last night me and this slut accidently did the 'CUMmit suicide' It's gonna be an awkward funeral

by J-Man2323 June 3, 2010

MySpace Suicide

1.The fucking ultimate in emo attention whoring EVER.
You post your suicide in a myspace bulletin and tell people to call the cops so they can find your corpse. BAM! Instant internet celebrity. Too bad you're dead.

2.The act of talking about killing yourself to whiny bitch friends on myspace then going offline to make them wonder if you really did it. Unlike the first definition you're probably didn't, you emo douche.

Preforming a myspace suicide is the easiest way to tell society that it didn't need you in the first place.

by Godzilla Terrorizing Staten Island September 24, 2006

Suicide clutch

Contrary to popular belief, there is no such thing as a "suicide shift". Suicide clutch refers to a particular style of motorcycle clutch operated by the rider's left foot, instead of the more common left hand. This prevents the rider from placing both feet on the ground at a stop unless in neutral, thus allowing the motorcycle to fall to the left should the rider become unbalanced. Though gaining popularity in the seventies, the concept began with older-style Harley-Davidson and Indian motorcycle foot-actuated clutches which could be locked in a safe, disengaged position. Simplification of the system to prevent this locking mechanism became part of the motorcycle chopping phenomenon of the late sixties onwards. Gear shifting was accomplished with the left hand via some sort of shifting lever, usually adorned with lavish shift knobs. Sometimes called a jockey, tank or hand shift, depending on where the shift knob is located relative to the rider.

Nothin' fancy, just a suicide clutch and an 8-ball jockey shifter.

by Jimmy T. Kirkbride November 18, 2007

Suicide Rule

One of the most common house rules in the game of beer pong. It occurs when one team shoots and the ball goes into one of their own cups. This often occurs when it bounces back and the team doesn't block it from bouncing into their own cup, or when the shooter sucks.

"It's your shot, Dude"
"ok"

Dude shoots at the other teams cups, and the ball bounces off the front cup and back into one of the cups in front of Dude and his partner.

Other team: "Suicide rule, you lose"
Dude: "Fuck my life"

by Beirut King June 20, 2009