Stoke-sub-Hamdon

A small village outside of Yeovil in Somerset. Otherwise known as Stoke-sub-Normal, due to the amount of supposed incest in the south of Somerset.
Tends to be full of chavs, and was once the site of a knife threatening, for a pork pie.

'Wanna go to Stoke-sub-Hamdon? I mean, Stoke-sub-Normal!'

'No way, man! I might get knifed for my pie!'

by ZeeZeeDee April 14, 2011

reading sub

a retard that falls on a exstention cord and hits the smart board, then yells at the class and becomes very salty

that person is a reading sub

by richard the bitcherd February 16, 2018

Meatball sub

When you grab your man's balls twist them sideways and place them in his asscrack.

If your man has a tight sack he will cry like a bitch if you give him a meatball sub.

by Lusty Corpse August 22, 2020

U Sub

Commonly misinterpreted as a method of finding the derivative in Calculus, this is actually the premise of a toxic joke, known as a "deez nuts" joke. Ask a person who does not know calculus to explain U Sub, and when they respond with a question along the lines of "what is U Sub", the setup for the deez nuts joke is complete.

"Hey can you explain U Sub to me?"
"What's U Sub?"
"U Submerged yo face in deez nuts!!!!"

by MackSneale July 12, 2022

Titan Sub

Submarine That Went To See The Titanic, Lets Just Say That It Crushed Its Passengers Hearts. And More!

Billionare: I Wanna See The Titanic!
Stockton Rush: Come On My Titan Sub! It Wont Kill You!
Billionare: Okay!
Billionares Friend: And We Never Saw Him Again.

by fwefff July 23, 2023

McIntyre Meat Sub

A sub filled with various meats such as horse penis, cow breasts, and chicken flubber. The sub is served hot or cold. It originated in Denmark but Americans refer to the sub as the Matty Meat McIntyre.

Stranger- I'm hunry!
Me - Get a Matty Meat McIntyre it's delicious!
Stranger- You mean a McIntyre Meat Sub? That's nasty.
Me- Yea true my guy

by BigMan1738 December 11, 2020

Undercover Sub

n. a long, submarine shaped turd that is crapped out before, during, or immediately after sex....beneath the bed sheet covers.

The undercover sub slinks, slithers, and slides across the sheets until it comes into contact with one's sexual partner...causing a multitude of reactions which may include, but are not limited to: excitement, anger, fear, frustration, confusion, bewilderment, angst, mild and/or severe depression.

Last night after I did it with Janie, I swear I heard her shart. No sooner had I smelled the crap, then an undercover sub appeared out of nowhere...spreading across my leg like a wet, stinky rash. It ruined the new bed sheets!

by Dr. Josephus May 27, 2011