Studenting

Dentist with a stun gun. A perfect C grade killer.

They're the best person to ever do a studenting. Best way to go.

by Blazeair June 19, 2022

studentfriend

Similar to a best friend, boyfriend, or girlfriend, a teacherfriend is the student in a student-teacher bond where the teacher claims the student as their favorite student and the student claims the teacher as their favorite teacher.

I told John that I could not award him an "A" in the class just because he is my studentfriend.

by Calc64 July 27, 2022

Studentship

What absolutely no student has whatsoever, studentship is a different word for respect to school. No one respects seven cruel hours of our life.

Jim: I have great studentship. I just got engaged to the science textbook!
Eugene: First of all, that is the dumbest thing i’ve heard. I’m glad I brought my AK to school, now you will witness my wrath.
Jim: Actually. Law 16-24H says that school-

by sussibaka October 17, 2022

Students

Don't have to pay.

Hym "Obviously. Students don't have to pay. But the rest of you better run them wallets... I didn't masterbate yet... If you were wondering. That's not what I've been doing... I will though... Eventually... Still alive too..."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2024

The students grip

Sticking a long pencil sown the end of your dick with the tip facing outwards. You then have to write an entire essay without the teacher noticing. If your teacher does notice they get to shove as much stationary down the end of your dick as they please.

"Jacob, are you doing the students grip?"
"Yeah"
"Well I caught you, you know what that means now"
*teacher proceeds to stuff 7 pencils down the end of Jacob's schlong*

by Bath blaster January 11, 2022

Hello Students

The Principal of Hawiwa Middle School

Guy #1: Yo dude look it's hello students!
Guy #2: Bro look at him with his horrific posture.

by Shamarucs Cousins April 1, 2022

National students day

National students day is when teachers give students no homework and no work is done on that day. Teacher need to give us money and student make the rules. It’s on November 1st

Teacher: guys open up to page 69
Student 1:no I won’t

Teacher: do it or else you go to the principal’s office
Student 1: nope

Teacher: fine I am writing the note
Student 1: no need to
Teacher: why
Student 2: it’s November 1st National students day
Teacher : oh crap

by Iamnotapersonwhodoeshomework October 25, 2023