Dingle stringle

When one's pubic hair gets caught in their foreskin.

I had to correct my patient's dingle stringle before I could insert the catheter.

by Mrfallapart August 30, 2023

The Cuzzmuda Triangle

The Cuzzmuda Triangle is the triangular area formed by the vertices of the cities of Tampa, Ponce Inlet, and Boca Raton in Florida. These three cities are the home bases of three legendary hoppers. The region within the Cuzzmuda Triangle contains some of the most heavily hopped cuzzis, pools, and aquatic facilities in the world. Popular folklore of the region has spread various rumors and tales about legendary hops, acquisition of gate codes, and escapes from tow trucks, though the credibility of such claims is highly contested by scholars of Cuzzinology.

Guy 1: Yo have you heard about the Cuzzmuda Triangle?
Guy 2: Oh shoot, yea I have. It contains some of the best spots to hop in the world.
Guy 3: Dude I heard the legendary fountain of youth is actually a secret cuzzi within the Cuzzmuda Triangle, and no one except the most elite hoppers have ever found it.
Guy 1: Yea, in my Cuzzinology class we learned that Juan Ponce de León was actually trying to find it, but he was a terrible hopper and horrible human being so he was never able to.

by Cuzzmaster July 9, 2020

im finna strangle my shit

Another way to say "i am going to go masturbate", this phrase is used by the male gender

in a series of texts messages it would go like this:

Yo bro wyd?

Im finna strangle my shit

oh shit lmao ttyl

by The Book Of Myron December 11, 2020

Stangled

Being caught unaware, cheated, double delt, stabbed in the back.

"He thought he had the promotion in the bag until he was Stangled by the boss's nephew."

by akumal1 March 12, 2010

strange tidings

Life changing news or information that can instantly make sense of or align your random past experiences to reveal your new direction

She unknowingly became the bearer of strange tidings when she uttered those words to me.

by Thundrstruck October 18, 2017

stingleberry

Similar to its literary cousin the dingleberry, the stingleberry is a small, valiant globule of faeces that clings to the anus of its host. It differs from the dingleberry in that it originates from a particularly spicy meal. A stingleberry will contain a potent re-incarnation of the previous night's exploits, resulting in a fierce burning sensation around the anus.

Jane winced as last night's Chili con carne released its final warrior. A stingleberry had appeared and it was not going down without a fight.

by fullet-o-fush November 13, 2018

stinglekoog

An ambiguous ethnic slur, whos meaning is determined contextually. It is used when the ethnicity of the person in question is unknown.

"Ron is such a stinglekoog"

by vapid whore May 16, 2021