Strams

Derived from the reverse spelling of "smarts", strams is a kind of inverse intelligence demonstrated when a person or company cleverly overcomes every obstacle between them and total failure. In order to demonstrate use of strams, the entity in question must be faced with multiple situations where an obvious, correct choice leads to success, while a more obscure, incorrect choice leads to another choice-situation or to failure.

When a delivery company replaces the correct address with an old, old address, then ignores the forwarding information AT that old address AND the email AND the phone number they have on file for you, finally deciding that, because they can't find your address, they better mail you a letter about it - that's strams.

by balloonie-cat December 12, 2010

Post trump stress disorder

When you're being a pussy because your candidate loses and you need to drink bleach

All these college kids have post trump stress disorder

by GetCucked November 28, 2016

straps

Air Force One sneakers. The mid height sneaker has a strap on it. Thats why they call them straps.

Yo can I get those all white straps in a eight and a half?

by Dan Dillow February 16, 2005

Strays

Pubic hair that sneaks out of girls bathing suit or panties that is forgotten in the shaving process. Or a few mustache hairs that creep onto the lip of a dude.

Dude.... Check out Megan's strays. Fucking gross.

by dank1st December 9, 2008

stress'n it

the act of pounding the pussy

Girl I'm stress'n that shit tonight.

by 3rd Shift Boy'z January 20, 2004

Strasian

Strasian hair is achieved when rich white chicks (usually avid fans of The OC and Laguna Beach) use hair-straightening devices to the point their hair resembles the lifelessness only naturally achieved by Asian hotties.

Wow Jenna, your hair is so strasian today, can I borrow your GHD?

by Sares May 17, 2006

stressage

a message that causes stress.

I keep getting stressages that my books are overdue at the library.

by Kevin Kusreau August 3, 2007