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master status

The description of a person that everyone else knows them by which makes them easily identifiable. Usually consisting of a name and a small specific detail that relates to that person.
Who was just on the phone with you?
Karen with the tits<--Master Status

Which toolbag are you talking about?
Gary from Dove Creek<--Master Status

Where should i get a sack?
Skater Mike<--Master Status
by rgloc February 23, 2009
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Statue of Liberty

When you're blowing a guy and he also wants to be choked.
"Yo can you believe Tyrone wanted me to take him to the Statue of Liberty!?"
by MissLadyLiberty December 11, 2021
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King Status

When a women is at an extremely high level emotionally, mentally, spiritually, and energetically that she commands others' attention with little to no effort. When she does speak, she speaks with WISDOM . She acts from the state of strength and balance.
Mia is king status.
"Did you see the way she presented that speech??? That's KING STATUS"
I am king status
by i love the doughhhhhhh XD December 11, 2020
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Counter Status

When someone makes a facebook status in response to another persons facebook status, usually in an aggressive manner. Often no ones name is used in the status, but because of a mutually know situation they do not have to use names.
Person A Status: "So-and-so is a cheap a-hole who doesn't think of anyone but himself, that necklace was practically a cracker jack prize!"

Person B Counter Status: "You've shown your true colors. It wasn't cheap when I bought it for you bitch."
by Iaintgotnoshame May 11, 2010
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Kendra Status

A very emotional/annoying/repetative facebook status always complaining about older guys. Often made about five times per day.
"Dude, Check out Maya's facebook, it's filled with Kendra Statuses!"

"I know!, It's annoying!"
by MerrittKid November 12, 2012
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nagger status

Look over there at that nagger status pro gettin' all them hoes.
by naggerstatus. July 2, 2011
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Waver Status

When walking by someone you have known for years, but have a grudge against them or you just don't like them. maybe that person came over to your mothers house for your family birthday dinner and you caught them masturbating in your family room. When you see this person coming towards you, as you walk down the street, you do not stop to say "Hello" or "Hey, hows your dog doing?" You simply wave and carry on.
Oh yeah, fuck him! He has been demoted to waver status.
by J-Gutes March 6, 2011
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