Gold Statue

You turn someone into a Gold Statue when you roll/bury them in snow and then pee on them.

I swear to god you throw another snowball at me and i'mma turn your ass into a Gold Statue!

by kcVIP December 23, 2008

cocaine statue

A statue made of hardened cocaine, often used by drug smugglers as a way to smuggle drugs to a different country.

A group of Mexicans used a cocaine statue of Jesus as a way to smuggle cocaine into the US.

by Dubiks December 21, 2018

Tool Status

To obtain the status of a Tool

Andrey is such a Tool.

Yeah he now has Tool Status.

by alexblanch April 13, 2010

Pile of statue

What locals call an infamous, overpriced, piece of "art" located smack dab in the center of downtown for all to see. Intended to look like a coiled up snake, it actually looks like a pile of ----. Hence the name "Pile of statue".

While driving through downtown San Jose on W. San Carlos Blvd,

Friend: Holy crap, what's that?
Local: That my friend, is the city councils latest embarassment, the infamous San Jose Pile of Statue!

by PDiddzle July 16, 2009

backpack status

When a girl/guy is constantly hanging off your back. This is worse then a stage 5 clinger. This person just doesnt understand no

Omg I told you I wont give you my # what is wrong with you? do you take no for an answer? youre like a backpack just hanging off of my back. serious backpack status.

by yan starr August 30, 2011

Counter Status

When someone makes a facebook status in response to another persons facebook status, usually in an aggressive manner. Often no ones name is used in the status, but because of a mutually know situation they do not have to use names.

Person A Status: "So-and-so is a cheap a-hole who doesn't think of anyone but himself, that necklace was practically a cracker jack prize!"

Person B Counter Status: "You've shown your true colors. It wasn't cheap when I bought it for you bitch."

by Iaintgotnoshame May 11, 2010

Waver Status

When walking by someone you have known for years, but have a grudge against them or you just don't like them. maybe that person came over to your mothers house for your family birthday dinner and you caught them masturbating in your family room. When you see this person coming towards you, as you walk down the street, you do not stop to say "Hello" or "Hey, hows your dog doing?" You simply wave and carry on.

Oh yeah, fuck him! He has been demoted to waver status.

by J-Gutes March 6, 2011