snatch snacker

slang for a Lesbian

a person who enjoys performing cunnilingus

Dude! She looks like a snatch snacker to me!

by Myster E September 14, 2003

Snatchapulco

A holiday destination that is full of the finest snatch. Think, Acapulco minus the four tops and then add in hundereds of filthy British slags that love going to Bourneville Boulevard in an alley behind a bar, and then piping you off to say thanks. Usually one of the greek islands during the summer months.

"Yes you'll be going loco down in snatchapulco; the snatch down there is so strong"

by B_M April 21, 2006

snatch mallet

Often used to refer to a male genetalia that is used to pound vagina. Usually ten inches or more.

Guy 1 "Are you going to meet up with Cindy later"

Guy 2 "No way, Sapp already beat the hell out of that with his snatch mallet"

by aesgator June 19, 2008

snatch-weed

Marijuana that has been smuggled by hiding it in females vaginas.

That snatch-weed was stuffed into a bearded oyster before the border.

by alphasynaptic December 9, 2008

Smatchee

a.) adjective - used to describe a musical piece that is so amazing it rapes your ears.

b.) noun - a person who is so smagical and makes really good smagic that they can no longer be human and so they transform into Smatchee the Smagic Buffalo.

a.) That Smatchee beat was cheesting my speakers the other day!

b.) Smatch-EEEE

by Grumpler March 6, 2010

Snatch Snorklin

To go down and eat out a girl

After she gave me head i did some snatch snorklin to return the favor.

by Chunk03 June 28, 2010

satchamo

To be thoroughly soaked. Overly wet.

"Damn she was definitely DTF. When I put my hands down her pants, that pu$$y was satchamo.

by Evo Jim January 23, 2014