stalker

hey brody, if your looking for me i have some hints,

i go to your school
i have a dog
i have blue eyes
i’m 14

(pretty bad hints i know)

you probably have no idea who i am
by Funky.Chunky.Monkey. November 30, 2020
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Stalker: (NOUN)
Someone who is not hot enough to be seen with you.
Duh.
Person 1: "Cinderhella is MY stalker!!"
Person 2: "You're not banging enough to be murdered!"
by DetentionYawnnn July 29, 2024
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Norman caressed my arm earlier... He is SUCH a stalker...
by amanixd April 25, 2024
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Potentially a stalking victim being guised as the perpetrator through a dreamt up projection fallacy.

Exhibit A:

Definition of Family Stalker (i.e. Male Family Stalker):

Gets excited when stalker shows up with a party invite. Stares into the stalkers soul with a side-cocked open smirk;

Obsesses about how much of a stalker the stalker is to stalker's friends, but in the next breath askes genuinely if he's gay in a tone of desperation followed by a superfulous explanation.

Complains about how fat his stalker is despite only a BMI 20 vs BMI 17.5 separation. Stalker goes on an eating binge with another bro. Sees stalker got a bulkier chest and handles the next day. Grabs and pinches them in excitement.

Complains about Stalker having a 10 second job interview in his mother's kitchen. Tells everyone the stalker is in love with his mother.

Says his stalker is obsessed with his older sister over Xbox clan chat but that the stalker convinced him he's over his alleged prey. Then bragged about how he could get a little suckie suckie action out of his stalker because the stalker supposedly liked a sibling of his.

Allegeror writes that he loves his stalker on the jungle gym 400m up the road from his domicile.

Older sister finds out and shows the stalker. Allegeror paints over that section of jungle gym with his parents outdoor gutter paint.
That guy stalks my entire family. My older sister stopped going to Youth because of him!

Context: Older sister cannot go. Has posessive boyfriend. Does not tell the alleged stalker's friends.
by settledviaurban May 23, 2021
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someone who repeatedly is harassing you by following you around and looking through the windows of your house . commonly named ava
hey man did you see ava martin was looking thru addi’s windows the other day she’s kinda a stalker
by anonymous__007 February 05, 2021
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A creepy ass person who will find and kill you if you let him/her so if you have a stalker just kick into high gear.
Oh shit its a fucking stalker run bitch run!
by Don’t result to stalking March 08, 2022
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A person who follows you around or goes through your social sites (Instagram or Facebook).
Like is such a stalker he commented on a photo from 6 months ago
by Everyone’s favourite August 14, 2018
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