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#1 Stalker

A parent who watches over their child a bit too much.
Hazel: Shit man, my parents are watching me on cameras.
Celi: Oh shit
Hazel: She really do be a #1 Stalker…
by avagina41205 January 23, 2023
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Mood Stalker

When your having a great day and your mood is perfect ie.(happy,calm,content) and then someone comes along and does things intentionally to change the vibe ..thus "Mood stalking" and affecting your mood.
Say lady?.. Can you quit yelling and cussing at me..I am happy. Why you mood stalking me? That mood Stalker is trying to take a crap on my vibe..not cool!!
by ThatwhitegirlHood April 11, 2022
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stalker

someone who repeatedly is harassing you by following you around and looking through the windows of your house . commonly named ava
hey man did you see ava martin was looking thru addi’s windows the other day she’s kinda a stalker
by anonymous__007 February 5, 2021
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stalker sense

staw-ker sens verb: being able to feel the person you have an obsession over enter a room, building or area without confirmation from the other senses.
Robert knew Stacy was in the football stadium using his stalker sense, despite not previously knowing she was going to be there.
by Blknight920 May 13, 2014
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mother-stalker

A loved one who stalks you as a means to show affection

or someone who claims they love you and feels to help you act in a mannerly way
mother-stalker: nice comment on Reddit last Wednesday at 3am!

pal: you noticed <3

mother-stalker : dont i always? :)

pal:ha ha ha

mother-stalker: ha ha ha ha ha! i LOVE you!
by Worde May 2, 2015
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period stalker

when two women are in close confines and their period cycles sync together. especially when one woman is on birth control and has a set time for her period, the other woman becomes a period stalker.
Oh my god, Chelsea, don't be such a period stalker, it's creeping me out.
by deavon982 November 4, 2013
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Mind-Stalker

An absolute douchenozzle whom possesses the ability to know what you are about to think, before you think it yourself. They will always be a complete Harishan about it and deny you of your time of glory.
Bro: Dude, I literally just thought of the funniest joke ever!

Mind-Stalker: I know you did, and I didn't laugh.

Bro: o_O... what a mind-stalker of Harishan decendance.
by Southern Fried Chicken July 18, 2011
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