Louisiana squirt gun

When you douche your ass and release the swampy mud water on your roommates face.
Hey, Max and his girl are passed out drunk...let’s hit ‘em with the olLouisiana Squirt Gun!
by Louisianalovin July 28, 2020
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Flirt 'n Squirt

When one bro flirts with another bro which inevitably leads to furious circle jerking. Concluding in one bro cumming onto the other bro.
Guy 1:"Dude you look hella swole today."
Guy 2:"Thanks bro, I was flexin dem gluts in da mirror at the gym"
*Guy 1 risks a peek at dem gluts and inevitably gets a rager*
*Guy 2 notices the rager and tentatively reaches for it.*
*Guy 1 gulps loudly from nervousness and grips both of their balls tearaway pants off.*
*Guy 2 looks adoringly into Guy 1's eyes and says "We finally doin dis bro?"

Guy 1: "Sometimes it be like dis doe."
*In unison they say* "Let the flirt 'n squirt commence
-Written by Skull
by CaputoAlonzo March 23, 2014
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squirt 'n' slurp

A woman reaches climax, then ejaculates into a soup bowl. The male partner then drinks out of the bowl. It is optional to spit it back on the female partners face.
Becky's face was filled with her own cum after Allah performed a squirt 'n' slurp on her.
by abeabeabe June 14, 2007
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The angle of the trajectory of pickle fluids when a is squished.
The pickle squirted at 38.256° above the horizontal.
by DragonlordALS May 28, 2004
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Squirt X 11

Squirt X 11 means for a guy to squirt cum 11 times when he has a cumgasm.
When I jerk off, I usually Squirt X 11!
by eda-skip January 01, 2022
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Dirt Vert Squirt

An unreleased video game that was canceled due to graphic depiction of dirty, squirting perverts. Legend has it that a few copies have been leaked to the public, but there is not enough evidence to prove this.
I heard Jimmy found a copy of Dirt Vert Squirt. He told me, "Look at those graphics! My parents helped set it up!"
by Max Dongwell January 24, 2009
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All flirt no squirt

A person who flirts excessively yet doesn't put out.
by Seattle Kiwi April 10, 2011
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