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mutant squirrel

A squirrel, mutated by nuclear or genetic means, that has become abnormally large, vicious, deformed or all of the above, and can often be found at Chernobyl or in corny horror videos found on Youtube. Can or cannot be easily killed depending on the grade of mutation. May or may not be zombified.
Chris: Hey did you see that mutant squirrel at the beer bash last night?
Zach: Mutant squirrel what are you talking about??
Chris: No totally man I'm like serial there was like a squirrel and an owl tried to grab it and it fucked up that owl's shit man it ate that owl!!
Zach: Yea I totally missed that. Hey didn't you get high at the beer bash?
Chris: ....No...
by horrorcritiquedude,man October 10, 2011
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Chocolate Squirrel

A squirrel covered in feces.

From the unrated version of the movie "Anchorman".
"I think I ate your chocolate squirrel" --Brick Tamland
by Kung-fu Zombie January 4, 2005
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doom squirrel

the grim reapers pet squirrel a flying death machine thats built to reap the souls of all whom the reaper misses by the way it kills dogs the most don't ask me why I thought it would be a cat or something but anywho....IT WILL ASSASSINTE YOU WILL ULLTIMATE SQUIRRLEY WRATH
doom squirrel is the dooom and chaos in the world so beware the squrrel man BEWARE IT'S SQUIRRELY WRATH OR DIE!!!!!
by lizard0004 February 13, 2008
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fart squirrel

Jimi and I were cruising along when a fart squirrel ran out in front of the pick'em up truck.
by Razorayne December 15, 2015
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The Brown Squirrel

The act of stuffing one's testicles into another person's anus, like a squirrel hiding their nuts.
Tom Cruise prefers the Brown Squirrel to the Black Chipmunk.
by Rei Syndrom June 16, 2010
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J-Squirrel

(v) The act of squirreling away coveted objects, drugs, or paraphernalia while geeking. The subject often forgets where the items are stashed and destroys his habitat in search of the items.

(n) The specific subject prone to perform acts of a J-Squirrel or often caught Squirreling.

* See Also: Squirreling
1.) J-Squirrel geeked out last night, destroyed his camper looking for his stash not knowing he had consumed it all the day before.

2.) Yo, homie, Jim was up all night looking for where he stashed his drugs. What a J-squirrel.
by A. Friend September 7, 2006
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