batter spatter

When a man is attempting to sew his seeds but not get his wife pregnant

Wife: Honey, I’m hungry. Can you make me some breakfast.

Husband: Sure! What would you like?

Wife: Ooh! Something with your famous batter spatter…

Husband: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by ITS_GOOD_FOR_YOU March 5, 2022

Banking slutters

A phrase that your Norwegian friend for e.g 𝓓𝓾𝓼𝓽𝔂🌸 used as a grammar mistake but your friend e.g Mycah found it funny because slutters sounds like sluts lol.

Det ringer inn og banking slutters. «Det er trygt nå» hvisker jeg til meg selv for å roe meg ned. Jeg åpner døra. Jeg skulle gå til klasserommet men jeg stoppet opp etter å ha gått bare en halv meter fra doen. Noen er bak meg. Jeg snur meg sakte og gruer meg til hvem jeg kommer til å se. Det er han. Jeg prøver å løpe til klasserommet for å få hjelp, men det er for sent. Han tar tak i meg og slo meg ut. Jeg skulle ønske jeg var våken til å si unnskyld til han. Jeg ville byttet plass med henne om jeg kunne. Jeg ville ha dødd for at hun skulle komme tilbake. Jeg skulle adri ha drept lillesøsteren hans.

by hanasong December 3, 2022

slutter

a description of one who is known to be more than a SLUT.

Albert's mom is considered a slut, but he is more of a slutter.

He starts his day out a Slut and ends up being a slutter

by marito185 December 25, 2008

stobart spotter

truck fetishist

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

Spitter

A "spitter" is a dose of drugs that is found out by taste not to be genuine and therefore spat out.

For instance an Ecstasy pill that is distinctly bitter or causes tongue numbing or a cold sensation is to all likeliness contaminated or not genuine at all. Similarly a blotter which tastes bitter probably does not contain LSD and given the specific preferences of many users of psychedelics they are often just spat out with no second thought given.

"We bought seven kinds of E that night but they were all spitters!"

"Blotter + Bitter = Spitter"

by Spitter September 27, 2005

slutterbug

Any person who is extremely attractive in a sexual way.

My boyfriend is the biggest slutterbug I know!

by TURBO TORBIK December 16, 2006

Harry Spotter

Woman with a furry muff that's beginning her period.

Hey I think I should shave my muff. I think my period started. I don't want to be a Harry Spotter.......

by Dick A Beaver June 8, 2017