Busting Spread

(v.) the act of walking between two people, predominantly couples, while these said peoples are in the act of holding hands.

While walking down the street, you see a young couple holding hands. Since you are a beast, you decide to walk between the couple and break their hand holding party.

Victim: "Hey man what the hell!?"
"BS"er: " Sorry dude, just doin my job of busting spread all over the world."
Victim (under his breath):"That guy is awesome."

by BoSoxMan May 29, 2008

Man Spread

When someone is a douchebag so they spread their legs so wide and take up so much space aka SJJ

Me: SJJ you man spread the whole car ride to Tennessee. Please stop I’m begging you.

SJJ: Idc lmao

by bihdontsetmeup June 7, 2019

lamb spread

lambmeat/rack of lamb fancifully prepared with all the trimmings

"I shot dread in the head, took the bread n the lamb spread"

-Notorious B.I.G.
freestyle onstage-Madison Square Garden

by gobblin October 7, 2005

Spreaky

Spreaky is a term used to describe people of a random, outgoing and down right hilarious attitude.

Spreaky can be abbreviated term of Spontaneous Freaky-ality. This meaning that a Spreaky person could have short outbursts of sillyness.

Get rid of that spreaky attitude

by CherriFaye December 23, 2010

Spreading Christmas Cheer

Done during Christmas time, this act involves the repositioning of decorative lawn ornaments (reindeer, Santas, elves, etc.) in sexually explicit positions relative to one another, for the enjoyment of neighborhood folk. Now while these positions SHOULD be utterly rude, offensive, and revoltingly disgusting...they SHOULD NOT be acts of vandalism where damage is done to the ornaments. Remember, its the Holidays. You can make a penguin look like its blowing Santa...just don't break it.

Person 1: "Dude, I'm thinking about Spreading Christmas Cheer at the Johnson's house tonight"
Person 2: "Are they the ones who always have that Santa with his reindeer?"
Person 1: "Yeh thats them! They also have a pretty sick Nativity Scene this year."
Person 2: "Sweet, I'm down! Ive always wanted to know what Jesus looks like getting blown by a reindeer while Santa gets triple teamed by Dancer, Prancer, and Vixen..."

by werd_chester December 27, 2010

Spread

A word for the good , bad and everything.

... Don't worry , it's all spready.
Dude you over spread all the time.

by The spreadsters November 6, 2013

Spread spoon

Spooning with a difference. A spread spoon is 1 leg straight and 1 bent, your partner would have 1 straight and the bent leg would be wedged between the cheeks of your ass.

I can't wait to get to bed and spread spoon with u. Other... Marking territory for the night with the spread spoon. I'll take ur eyes out bitch, this is my patch! :)

by Wutanglou June 22, 2015