bannanus split

peeling a banana with your ass cheeks and feeding it to your partner

hey daniel, want to have a bannanus split?

by PNIS March 6, 2014

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dickety-split

when a guy orgasms in a short amount of time.

I fucked Charlie last night and he came dickety-split. :/

by mag$$ February 19, 2017

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Mudslide Banana Split

Grab a banana and peel it, remove the banana. Then take a shit and place it inside the peel. Shove the Banana log in the girl's mouth and then begin to fuck her mouth, banana and all.

Person 1: Oh I gotta take a shit! Get me a banana!

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: So I can shit in it and fuck my gurl's brains out! Mudslide banana split time!

by syngates13 July 8, 2011

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banana split

When you fuck a girl in the ass, fuck her tits and jizz on them. The dick is the banana, shit= chocolate, jizz=whipped cream, and her nipples are the cherries.

Damn, Becky must have been really horny when she requested that banana split...then she instantly regretted it when I asked her to eat it.

by mts311311 July 28, 2009

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Finer than a dog's hair split three ways

Means that something is very fine, or that you feel excellent. If someone asks how you feel and you simply say "fine", you might just be saying it out of convention. Adding the "dog's hair split three ways" shows that you actually mean it.

Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.

You: How are you doing today?

Me: Why, I'm doing finer than a dog's hair split three ways!

by JCEG November 25, 2006

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