Dirty Spiderman

When your receiving a blow job from your missus or a random, just as you blow dont let her know and BAM!! splat her in the face while yelling "GO WEB GO"

Ty did the dirty spiderman to Mandy the other nite and it got stuck up her nostrils and in her hair

by Matty/Spanky April 25, 2007

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Spiderman Wank

When you place a females underwear over you head and wank yourself off, usually with used underwear: the smellier the better.

Named so becuase one resembles spiderman with both eyes looking out through the leg holes.

Bob: I had a spiderman wank with your underwear last night, it fucking stank!

Sally: That's not my underwear, I'm helping old Mrs. Clegg with her laundry, she is 95 you know.

Bob: Ah well, I wondered why they smelled of fish AND cheese, but enjoyed it nonetheless.

Sally: I want a divorce.

by Simjimbimalim August 4, 2006

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Spider-man 2

out today on dvd. see spider-man 3

Kirsten Dunst looked way hotter in the first one.

by Adrian November 30, 2004

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dirty spiderhole

The slimy putrid streched asshole of a prostitute.

Upon seeing her dirty spiderhole I asked for my twenty dollars back.

by JUberstinkmaster May 13, 2005

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yung spider

Yung Spider, pronounced "Yung Spidah!" is a modern day gangster/pimp. He can be found roaming the slumms of louisville or hustling hoes in detroit. His friends call him Yung Spider because hes deadly like a black widow. He is a crazy ass G and cannot be killed. He is the Illest there is, also friends with Yung Gator, Yung Viper, Yung Dragon, all part of the "Yung Bloods" clan that owns Louisville.

Ayyeee, isha boi Yung Spider!!

by The Vintage Soul March 8, 2009

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