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zou-wee-mama spank me with dem hor petaters
by Danny Carbon October 23, 2017
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Tank & Spank

The act of putting "it" in a girls vagina and destroying her, such as a tank would do to a city, and spanking her repeatedly. If you properly "destroy"(Tank) you can give that bitch a Longview logsplitter = It's their favorite. I guarantee it.
Last night Hayden totally gave Starla the old tank & spank. She was so apalled that he did this and asked for a longview logsplitter.
by Dawktor vaginas January 27, 2010
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blank spank

Jerking it for not one partcular person.
Woke up with a stiffy so I gave myself a blank spank.
by timthepigman October 30, 2010
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Domestic spank abuse

When someone calls spank way too often, usually just to be a bully or to make their confidence level rocket upwards. They also sometimes threaten to call the police.
Dayna said she was calling the police for my spanks, so I told her it was domestic spank abuse.
by Spanky McSpankeren August 5, 2011
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circle spank

a group of people standing around all trying in vain to take the blame for the same fuckup.
Clearly *someone* fucked up, but in some over-zealous exercise of personal responsibility, they're in a circle spank, each trying to take the blame for the same fuck-up!
by razholio September 19, 2013
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Hammer Spank

When you oil up someone’s ass and spank it with the force of 1000 jet engines which then knocks the person unconscious giving you time to do whatever you want to them.
Isaac just Hammer Spanked storm so goddamn hard.
by Isaac fucked storm June 2, 2018
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Tank and Spank

Verb.
1. (in mmorpg, or a genral tactics) to send in a strong unit to attacka foe at the front( The Tank), while the rest of the players strike from behind (The Spank)

2. where a girl is on all fours, and you slide your dick into her mouth, and spank her ass hard while she sucks.
1. "In the Dead Mines"

Miniu: Yo desmonk, Tank and Spank time,go in there and Aggro that NPC me and the Others will stay back here and Support you

Desmonk: "Nods"

2. "yo girl ,how about you crawl over here for some tank 'n spank..."
by bootybusterlegomohawk April 28, 2011
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