duck smuggler

A person that retains their shit until it is the size of a duck before shitting. Often requires a plumbing service to clear the sewer line. During the incubation period the person carrying said turd farts often sound like the Aflac Duck.

My god the duck smuggler Michael smells fowl! When is he going to hatch that weapon off ass destruction?

by Donny55001 May 20, 2018

Muffin smuggler

A lesbian who can get a straight woman to cheat on her husband by sleeping with her.

Damn, Susan is a total muffin smuggler.

by Ohyeah225 December 9, 2019

Van Horne Smuggler

An act of which bestows high honor among an individual. One person places their fecal matter into a small box and then hides said box in the luggage of the person top be honored. The person honored unknowingly takes the box with them on an international flight where the person who originally placed the fecal matter box will jump out and scream "smuggler". The pilot of the flight then comes out and performs anal on the person smuggling the turd and then the person must eat the turf in front of the audience and be honored.

Kevin loved the van horne smuggler.

by IBSGRB4588 March 9, 2019

Snuggie Porn

Snuggie Porn is sexual intercourse filmed or photographed where one or more participants is wearing a Snuggie. Due to the fact that the participants are wearing a robe, it is best on filmed on a cold day doing doggy style.

I downloaded some Snuggie Porn, but all they were able to show was ass shots.

by gump85 February 18, 2009

Slugging

The ACT of precumming and leaving a trail of semen on one's body or after vaginal sex not cleaning the penis and leaving mixed bodily fluids trails along one's body mainly the butt during spooning

Good morning you may want to wipe your but I was slugging on you last night

by Ghostkb August 22, 2019

snuggy

A condom. So named because its use implies that the wearer is well endowed (hence, it fits snugly).

Oh, man. I was this close to getting laid, but neither of us had a snuggy.

by Sultan Sean October 28, 2009

snuggie

The hero of the trees. SAVE A TREE WEAR A SNUGGIE
comes in great colors like

kkk red
grandma blue
or the ever popular dylan bean green.

Are you drunk?
of course you are you are wearing a snuggie.

Hunny dont go near that man hes wearing a snuggie!

by big chief little man March 2, 2009