Snot jugs

When you sneeze all over your girlfriends boobs and snot comes out

Oh no I sneezed now you have snot jugs

by Iateurmomm November 24, 2021

hub snot

The snow and ice that accumulates in the wheel wells of your car in the winter.

I need to kick the hub snot off my car before I drive home. Wow, the hub snot is so thick I can't turn my wheels properly.

by totallyfryed June 27, 2016

Snot Sock

A sock you cum inside that dries to be observed as snot

I cum so hard in that snot sock last night watching porn.
My mother found my snot sock and asked why I use socks to blow my nose.

by jwalex November 8, 2017

Shit Snot

Forcefully pushing out a ripper of a fart resulting in accidental wet, anal leakage

Beadle was surprised to find his pants filled with Shit Snot after farting by the office photocopier

by Howard Towers December 8, 2020

Snot funny

When someone sneezes out jizz from their nose, and it dangles from both nostrils, twirling around one another before falling on the ground where you just took a jizz on a person sleeping.

Also obvious dick is obvious.

Jizzy: AHCOO! *boogers drip from nose*

Cummel Does: JIZZY! Obvious jizz is obvious!

Jizzy: Snot funny Does! This isn't my jizz damn it! It's yours! You selipped jizzy pills into nose didn't you?!?

Cummel Does; OH HO! You REMEMBERD! *embarassed cock* *then starts to jizz*

Jizzy: EWWWWwwwwW! Obvious cum is obvious!

by Lubricus Genitilius March 17, 2011

snot gobler

To blow your nose on your hand and lick it off

My brother rhett is 13 and still a snot gobler

by Notmyfirstname September 13, 2019

Australian snot rocket

A slang word for a huge cum shot…

bro, i blew the fattest Australian Snot Rocket last night.

by bo0f January 11, 2023