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ball slapper 

A turd so long that when it breaks off, it falls foward and slaps you in the balls.
This burrito is going to turn into a ball slapper.
ball slapper by wg February 5, 2003

snapperdoodle 

Noun. Definition I: Refers to any particular object awesome enough to gain the prefix 'snap.' Also used to further annoy those who dislike the saying, "Oh snap."

Definition II: Expression used to acknowledge an outburst of rage or disbelief
Definition I: "Wow, look at them snapperdoodles!"

Definition II: "Oh, snapperdoodles, I failed the test!!!"

Snack Slapper 

A female willing to give oral sex for food.
Snack Slapper by Coe December 2, 2003

slippery slappers 

the most affectionate term of endearment one can use towards their friend. Top of the ranking of names you call your friends.

Most commonly used by students of Herzing College in Montreal, Canada.

You would kill (if Canadians could actually aim, or at least hold an arm) for slippery slappers
"I'm surrounded by all my best bros tonight: slappers, slippers, sluzza, slippery slappers" - Eden

Johnson Slapper 

A tattoo located just above a woman's ass-crack.
Check out the johnson slapper on our waitress... I'd like to take her home, bend her over, and beat that thing like a drum with my dick!
Johnson Slapper by Logan Earth Ski November 5, 2005

Cointreau Slapper 

An alcoholic drink. Fill a standard shot glass 3/4 full with Cointreau. Light on fire. Slap your hand down on the still-flaming shot glass (don't wait too long or the shot glass will overheat). Make sure to keep your hand flat, and center the shot glass in the middle of your palm. The glass will suction onto your palm. Raise the glass, show your friends, then slowly remove it from your hand and drink the shot. Even better if you can inhale the air as well.
We were drunk at Rich's party last night; we drank five Cointreau Slappers each.