one hit quit shit

The dankest of the dank, marijuana with a very high thc content (one hit quit shit is usually around 19-20% thc). Thus you don't need to smoke more than one hit to be really high.

White Widow, Black Russian, and Matanuska Thunderfuck are all strains that qualify (if properly grown and cured) as official one hit quit shit!

by King Barley February 2, 2007

no one gives a shit

seriously no one gives a shit about anything you post about urban dictionary on your story

no one gives a shit, stop fucking posting these annoying ass screenshots

by christopherstagram November 23, 2021

Lose one's shit

Verb. To become so overwhelmed with excitement or euphoria that a person literally shits themselves, often without realising or caring.

To lose one's shit:

"You should have seen him - he was so happy with the result that he lost his shit!"

"Her crush made eye contact with her and smiled, and she lost her shit."

by Sakura44 June 20, 2016

Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.

A reply given to someone who wishes for something because a part of their life is unfair, basically stating that life is full of good and bad things. In essence, wishes mean nothing.

This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.

You know what they say Ted: Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.

by Bill Tetley June 19, 2011

Blooming Onion Shit

The process of taking a shit in which multiple pieces of shit are produced and land in the form of a blooming onion.

I just took a blooming onion shit! It really looks like a blooming onion!

by XCaliburger June 5, 2017

Lose one's shit

To lose control of one's behaviour, to the point of verbal and/or physical aggression.

We've had to deal with quarantine protocols for a week and all residents have had to remain in their suites with no visitors. Some of the residents that have more advanced Dementia are losing their shit. They're becoming physically aggressive. But to lose one's shit comes more easily with quarantine than one would otherwise think

by chrisssy226 October 25, 2020

shut up one shit at a time

when 2 people are verbally fighting and your the moderater and there trying to talk shit over each other

when jr and brandford where talking at the same time bufords says shut up one shit at a time

by The Bandit May 4, 2008