dryer sheet

A person who attaches themselves to another and never goes away like a dryer sheet. The unsuspecting victim is usually semi-popular and somewhat friendly with the person who never lets them be.

Angela is being such a friggin dryer sheet. She never lets Amanda leave her sight.

by k.m.n December 12, 2008

NASTY SHASTRI

THE "NASTY SHASTRI" COMMONLY OCCURS WHEN TWO FAGS (I.E. HOMOSEXICALS) ENGAGE IN MOUTHAL SEX WITH THEIR COCKS. ONE HOMO WILL BUST HIS DICK CREAM IN THE OTHER HOMO'S MOUTH. AT THIS POINT THEY WILL COMMENCE SPITTING THE JIZZ BACK AND FORTH INTO EACH OTHER MOUTH CREATING A SNOWBALL. THE FRESHLY MADE SNOWBALL IS THEN SPAT ON THE COCK TAKERS' ASSHOLE AND IT IS THEN USED AS LUBE.

1. DAMN! I JUST GOT A NASTY SHASTRI!

2. SO I WAS SITTING THERE ONE DAY WITH SOME JIZZ IN MY MOUTH. NEXT THING I KNOW MY MAN PULLED A NASTY SHASTRI ON ME.

3. NO BODY DOES IT NASTY...LIKE SHASTRI.

by SATILICIOUS January 9, 2011

dryer sheet

The act of taking a shit in someone's clothes dryer.

After removing his shit streaked clothes from the dryer, Eric realized,at last nights party a drunken JB had given him a dryer sheet.

by branding iron October 26, 2010

Shast

To screw over or to be fucked.

Someone who does somthing to leave others in a bad situation.

A term used to describe an unfortunate situation which is usually the result of one or more persons taking advantage of another. Under normal circumstances the person does not know that they have been 'shasted over' until it is too late.

Being 'shasted over' does not normally relate to physical violence/assault; it is more suited to describing a feeling of betrayal experienced when one realises that someone you once trusted has been deceiving you for their personal gain.

I got shasted.

They shasted me, again.

I am going to shast them all.

by Mike Marri July 8, 2011

wreath-sheath

When the inside of the vagina has the texture of a holly wreath. Intercourse in this condition is a dually negative experience for both partners, as wreath-sheath promotes both excruciating pain and the distinct possibility of the spreading of a sexually transmitted disease, usually the underlying cause of wreath-sheath.

He sheathed his sword into the vaginal crevasse, only to discover that his woman had a terrible case of wreath-sheath. His weapon was badly disfigured.

by seventh son of a seventh bitch November 1, 2005

rubber sheet

A rubber sheet is a protective covering to keep your bedding dry.

When I was a teenager, my Mom put a rubber sheet on my Wonder-bed because that's where I jacked off every morning and every night - and I really blow a load when I cum!

by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021

Shasta

To poke someone with one to four fingers in the anus. Only to be done with bottoms on while saying "SHASTA". or "I heard you like it up the butt" depending on the response if its a women you can tell their sex noise, if they like anal or if they are completly appauled. If it is a man you can tell if they are homosexual, bi-curious or Straight. It is possible to hear a mans sex noise while performing the shasta but it may be misconstrued.

Heather performes a "shasta" on Charlie. Charlie sqeals in delight. She obviously likes it up the butt :). Another example would be... Heather performes a "shasta" on Mini Zec Efferon. He jumps and smiles. He too enjoys anal. But do not performe the Shasta while in the presence of Mrs. Mechling for she will write you up, you will get suspended and you will be sent to MTI for your time of suspension.

by Heather Proctologist May 1, 2011