no user serviceable parts inside

no user serviceable parts inside a warning label put on electronic products to encourage people to buy a new electronic products or have them professionally serviced when they brake down

no user serviceable parts inside label on electrical and electronic products the biggest scam in the electronics industry to encourage people to throw their electronic products away and buy new electronic products or have them professionally serviced when they brake down even for simple miner repairs because people are to afraid to attempt repairs themselves or cant afford to have them serviced electronics end up in the landfill thanks to this electronics industry scam

no user serviceable parts inside by bluebear January 28, 2020

servite 

Located in Perth, WA, Servite College is well known as the worst school of it's type. Despite the fact that it is private, the school itself has the smallest budget in the world, thus not providing it's students with adequate facilities, or even a worthwhile education. The school lacks a pool or even an oval, which reflects on the schools lack of sporting achievement. Early 2009 the school decided to knock a frequently used building down, which of course left the students with nowhere to run around. It even left the school without classrooms, with many of the classes being held outside, even when raining.

The school is often nicknamed 'shitvite', 'slutvite', 'crapvite'. There are absolutely no students there who actually like the school, and it is well known around Perth to be poor and terrible. The abilities of the teachers are very small, having a variety of teachers who expect students to teach themselves.

The school cannot afford anything, and is a lot worse than many public schools. They cannot contol the kids or provide them with opportunities, classrooms, education or worthwhile programmes.

a frequently heard quote is:
'omg you go to servite? i feel so sorry for you! that school seriously is so bad.'

servite by luckylocky January 8, 2010

servicing the account 

v. Also, service the account, the account is being serviced.

A George Carlin term for the act of a salesperson screwing over their customer through deceit. This is catagorized by the large bullshit smile, and customer assuming the position.

"Excuse me, I'm clueless about buying absolutely anything."
"I'll just go ahead and service the account for you then."

servicing the account by Greggo September 8, 2005

Servicer 

An individual that provides any form of sexual gratification for another.

If you want some ball tightening head, Call Rachel. She is an oral servicer.

My hole needs a servicer tonight.

I need a hand servicer to bust this heavy nut.

Ray needs a servicer for his ass. He’s a bottom boy.

Servicer by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018

serviette 

Canadian-speak for napkin. usu. white paper pulp.

"Pass me some serviettes, eh? I've got something on my hands."

serviette by shitcharles June 22, 2009

Servical

In video games, or anything that uses multiple servers; something that pertains specifically to or varies from server to server

"YO DOOD, why is my knife a chicken is this server and a penguin in the other"
"Its servical, n00b"

Servical by Robo-Christ February 15, 2007

Byrds Automotive services 

An automotive repair shop that had a rocky start at the beginning. They are now committed to customer satisfaction and will do whatever it takes for the customer to leave satisfied with the service performed. They are dedicated to satisfaction and GOD. They will up hold to their motto. "Quality Built On Trust".

For high quality repair go to Byrds Automotive Services.

Byrds Automotive services by Byrd's Automotive Services August 13, 2017