servicing the account

v. Also, service the account, the account is being serviced.

A George Carlin term for the act of a salesperson screwing over their customer through deceit. This is catagorized by the large bullshit smile, and customer assuming the position.

"Excuse me, I'm clueless about buying absolutely anything."
"I'll just go ahead and service the account for you then."

by Greggo September 8, 2005

Servicer

An individual that provides any form of sexual gratification for another.

If you want some ball tightening head, Call Rachel. She is an oral servicer.

My hole needs a servicer tonight.

I need a hand servicer to bust this heavy nut.

Ray needs a servicer for his ass. He’s a bottom boy.

by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018

serviette

Canadian-speak for napkin. usu. white paper pulp.

"Pass me some serviettes, eh? I've got something on my hands."

by shitcharles June 22, 2009

Servical

In video games, or anything that uses multiple servers; something that pertains specifically to or varies from server to server

"YO DOOD, why is my knife a chicken is this server and a penguin in the other"
"Its servical, n00b"

by Robo-Christ February 15, 2007

Byrds Automotive services

An automotive repair shop that had a rocky start at the beginning. They are now committed to customer satisfaction and will do whatever it takes for the customer to leave satisfied with the service performed. They are dedicated to satisfaction and GOD. They will up hold to their motto. "Quality Built On Trust".

For high quality repair go to Byrds Automotive Services.

by Byrd's Automotive Services August 13, 2017

Engineered Tax Services

Using tax credits to buy down tax payments due. A person has a tax credit but wants cash so he is willing to sale the tax credit to someone who owes taxes and desires to buy the tax credit at a deep discount.

Teddy did an Engineered Tax Services. He owed $2,500 in taxes but he was able to lower his taxes due down to $200 by buying tax credits at a deep discount from a film company willing to sell their credits for cash.

by TaxReformExpert February 19, 2022

Selective Services

The most outrageous form of goverment ssexisim that exists today.

Males are forced to sign up with the Selective Services when they turn 18. Females on the other hand are not.
Men are no better at being shot at than women are.

by Danny February 10, 2004