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norton family security

yo my mom got me Norton family security
dude are u gay?
by LaxBro69 October 20, 2013
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Victoria's Secret

what both man an women can enjoy

men:like to look at almost naked chicks
women:like to shop for under garments
Example 1: "close laptop"

friend: where you watching porn
you: no "opens laptop"
friend: oh Victoria's Secret website

you:yep

Example 2:
women: hey this Victoria's secret panties are uncomfortable i think I'm going to take them off
You:ok
by bananafarm April 15, 2014
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Social Security

Term for a whore getting a Pimp to protect her.
She doesn't have to worry about anything Big Will is her Social Security.
by Lionic March 9, 2010
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Department of Homeland Security

(US GOVERNMENT) Cabinet level position created by the Bush Administration in 2003. One of the most costly and poorly executed reorganizations in US history, it essentially blew hundreds of billions of dollars on unrelated and pointless government projects intended to reward members of congress who sided with the president.

The DHS budget's largest line items are:

*the Customs and Border Protection (CBP)-20%;

*the Federal Emergency Management Administration (FEMA)-19%;
*the Coast Guard (USCG; formerly part of the Department of Transportation {DOT})-18%;

*the Transportation Security Administration (TSA)-12%;

*Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE)-10%;

*Citizenship and Immigration Services (CIS)-5%.

(Percentages are of the FY 2011 DHS Budget--$57 billion
The Department of Homeland Security was created to bring most federally-controlled law enforcement bodies into one single, union-free, whistle-blower-free, department. Riders to the Homeland Security Act cost taxpayers billions in useless programs.
by Primus Intra Pares June 19, 2010
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secret agent

A sex move made up by Alex waterman. Make a "gun" out of your hand and then do the same with the other hand add them togethor and insert it into the vagina and rub cliterous with thumbs
by Nik Lund June 16, 2005
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secret

Seriously, this word should replace every word in the english language
...secret... friend?????????
by Corbreye!1 April 26, 2004
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secretary

A position filled by a female that has no other purpose except to perform specific duties for the boss or president of the company. ie: sucking, fucking, and bending over the table...
Boss: Sara, why don't you come into my office and file some papers for me.
Sara: Sure thing, I'll be right in...
by Renaissance Man June 26, 2005
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