Seasoning the meatloaf

It's another term for masturbationand it often refers to a man spanking his meat and cumming

Man I love seasoning the meatloaf!

by Hoe_please_19 June 9, 2016

The Seasonal Flu

The flu that looks like a pussy compared to The Swine.

"I think I've got The Seasonal Flu."

"At least you don't have The Swine. It's A LOT worse."

by southparkrox October 12, 2009

Stain season

The season that the chance of being stained is much greater

Yo, be careful of your surroundings its "stain season".

by saggylikings December 3, 2018

Properly Seasoned

When you're not quite salty, but you're properly seasoned.

Bro, I just about to get the perfect spot in the parking lot when a guy jumped in and took it, I was salty for a second, but then I got the second best spot, so i'm just properly seasoned.

by MPRINZO January 29, 2019

ex season

The season of missing your ex and wanting to rekindle what you once had. Often during the time of June-December.

Do you think I should just text him? I mean, it isss ex season so why not

by Rileyjean September 3, 2019

Head season

Where boys become men. Endless ut2 miles for countless hours. Big hype for Horr

Sorry bro can't be there tonight. I gotta get those miles in for head season

by GSB_basketess July 8, 2019

Seasonal release

A limited release of a generic, pretentious beer from your local wanky craft brewery. Only limited because everyone realises it's shit, so won't drink it again.

Wanky craft brewery: What did you make of our seasonal release?

Customer: It tastes like ass - same as last year's.

by Awkwardsosig October 12, 2021