Atlanta Santa

A big brawny pimp who's got many hoe-hoe-hoes and will come down yo girl's chimney.

Dude i swear, that guy was Atlanta Santa.

by iiAdroit June 12, 2016

Santa Cocking

The act of having sexual intercourse inside of a chimney

Where are Mom and Dad it's Christmas Eve?

They're by the tree Santa Cocking

by chillbaby16 April 22, 2020

Santa Claus

Apparently he’s coming to town

“Santa Claus is coming to town”

by The White Parade February 12, 2020

Santa Clausish

Mustache or facial hair that reminds you of Santa Claus

Randy’s mustache was very Santa Clausish

by Gabe.M March 7, 2020

Santa Claus

Yes, I am real. And if you don't believe in me you can catch these holiday hands you hoe hoe hoe.

I left Santa Claus fatass some celery instead of cookies and I woke up to deer shit on my bed.

by FrootyLoopy June 23, 2020

Milking the santa

When Santa is too fat for your chimney and he gets stuck so you pull out his tiny dick and start jerking him off all night.

Kim: Santa's stuck in my chimney!
Santa: help!
Kim: *pulls down santas pants*
Santa: wha- what are you doing?
Kim: oh nothing, just milking the Santa!
Santa: oh god!

by Uniaer October 26, 2020

Santa-Sauced

Santa-Sauced: The condition many volunteers find themselves in after a day of playing Santa Claus in some mall somewhere. Drinking cheap booze out of a paper coffee cup in order to tolerate all of the little brats and their know-it-all, overbearing, fucken soccer moms.

Teenager 1: Hey Jimmy, why don’t we go home and get your little bro so he can see Santa Clause and get his picture and shit.

Teenager 2: No way man. That motherfucker is Santa-Sauced. I don’t want him near my little bro.

Teenager 1: Seriously dude; how can you tell?

Teenager 2: Cause the more that Santa drinks his coffee, the more he sways in his chair and slurs his words. He damn near fell over helping the last kid off his lap.

Teenager 1: Well, you must be right. If anyone knows what being drunk looks like, it would be your drunk ass.

by Jackthesnipper9512365 December 2, 2011