Samuel

Retarted likes to play fortnite wakes up at 5 am to play more fortnit e thinks he is a pro . cant build

Samuel: OHHH IM SO GO AT FORTNITE
me: SHUT UP NOOB

by DODGEBALLPRO62 May 2, 2019

Samuel

Is retarted like fortnite always say your mom wakes up at 5am to play forkkinfe (sixpacksam222)

Samuel your mom
Me your noob at fartnite

by DODGEBALLPRO62 May 2, 2019

Samuel

Likes to punch walls and his mates (who are nice to him).
Also could use a oneeeeee up.

Michael: Oh look at him.

Luke: Who?
Michael: Ohhhhh That faggot who could use a oneeeee up?
Luke: Oh Samuel. The little bitch.

by Aw mannnn September 10, 2019

Samuel

has money. date him.

girl one: its been 10 years since you had a job
girl two: dont you remember im dating samuel?
girl one: oh yea. i want a samuel.

by rachaet955968 October 14, 2019

Samuel

The blackest a nigga can be

Hey steve I did u see that Samuel Noah-Wilson. Steve- oh shit that dude black asf

by Thytruthwriters August 19, 2020

Samuel Owen

A piece of shit

Samuel Owen gay mate

by Udkshdjdhdiek do wkfjfjrfkwjep4nx September 7, 2020

dirty samuel

when you lick a girls crab infested pubic hair whilst giving her strap on a blow job. she then blindfolds you and shoves a snake up your asshole

bro i gave him a dirty samuel last night and it got pretty messy.

by anonymous November 21, 2020