following sexual intercourse with your partner doggy style, after pulling out your wang you spit on his/her back, and upon him/her turning around you skeet on his/her face.
by victoria-00 November 20, 2006
Get the magical surprisemug. by Mechsen April 11, 2015
Get the Blackberry Surprisemug. The cashier at the Horton's wouldn't say "sooory" when they messed up my order so I dropped a Saskatchewan Surprise in the middle of the floor.
by ZonaPeligrosa June 7, 2018
Get the Saskatchewan Surprisemug. A Chobani surprise is defined as an event where another person forcefully feeds Greek yogurt to an unwilling recipient, resulting in yogurt spilling onto the recipients clothing. It is also considered by some to be a double entendre for an unwelcome or unexpected sexual act that soils clothing.
"Did you hear about how Chris gave Philly the 'ole Chobani surprise over the weekend?? Man, was he upset about his sweater!"
by Little Dark Princess January 20, 2023
Get the Chobani surprisemug. by BigBoiE21 May 21, 2021
Get the Shia Surprise!mug. by OL_Sloth92 December 5, 2019
Get the Surprise Christmasmug. Something a pet (normally dog) finds and eats off the floor/ground (typically when outside) and is normally eaten very quickly before the human can take it away.
by Viviyin December 25, 2021
Get the Ground surprisemug.