Stoner legs 

When people smoke a lot of weed/cannabis/marijuana and smokers get a physical high and their legs feel really heavy. Often they want to get up realize they have stoner legs and just zone out sitting down for a bit.

John: "Why has Martin been sitting on the couch for 3 hours without getting up?"

Bob: "I reckon he's got a bad case of stoner legs, he keeps looking up at the ceiling.."

Stoner legs by MR321 March 24, 2012

Stoner Concentration 

A card game used to test the potency of your marijuana. The more difficult it seems, the stronger the weed.

Stoner1: "Stoner Concentration is played like regular Concentration, only the cards are dealt face up. You have to turn two cards over and find a match."

StraightPerson: "But that's crazy!!! You're only matching the backs, and all the backs are the sa...."

Stoner2: "Cool, man. Blaze one up and deal!!!"

Stoner Concentration by Giacomojones March 8, 2017

John Stones 

Franz Beckenbauer from Barnsley. Only better. And passes more balls.

He just passes everything with style, he is such a John Stones.

John Stones by herofromzerofromhero July 8, 2018

Stoner's Bible

Pocket sized bible carried by stoners that is used primarily for the small, thin sheets of paper in it as paper for joint rolling. Most stoner bibles are missing the blank pages from the back of the book and any low ink pages from elsewhere.

Yea, I was wondering why Dave had a bible in his room, then he told me it was a stoner's bible.

John and Tyler were out of papers, luckily they had a stoner's bible.

Stoner's Bible by Dave Elkins January 4, 2009

stoner music 

music best listened to when stoned

two good examplas are:
1. Pink Floyd
2. The Doors (from their last few years)

Pink Floyd: Dark Side of the Moon is an amazing record, but its even better when you're stoned.

stoner music by [e-mail] April 30, 2005

Stoner 

Someone who enjoys somking ganja on a regular basis. Stoners aren't scummy people. Anyone who looks down on stoner needs to go to hell. They're peaceful and have more of an appreciation for music and relaxing than most of the population. They also tend to be broke...a lot...

He's a Stona' ked, Yeah Ked...

Stoner by Rifffffff May 13, 2004

stoner's code

mutual agreements of all those that smoke reefer.
Such as:
1) Do not snitch
2) Do not take greens on your buddys weed
3) When taking greens, do not burn the whole bowl
4) Do not be a scavenger, if you want a hit, either throw down, or wait until you are offered one
5) When offered a hit of a spliff that is not yours, take a hit only

these are only some of the rules that must never be broken

ME: You Snitched? That's totally against stoner's code

Mike: Who cares? I'm a total dick anyways...

stoner's code by The trustworthy Cheecher December 30, 2008