Spunk Slap

the action of cumming in ones hand and slapping someone in the face with said hand.. said to be a great insult.

"Martin drops my beloved coffecup and breaks it thus breaking my heart.
There was notheng left to do than to spunk slap him."

by Bturus Backstabber October 16, 2021

A Casket Of Nathan's SPUNK

Blackbeard lost tresure

Titanic shoyld have been a documentry abut A Casket Of Nathan's SPUNK

by Bigdaddyofdick October 4, 2020

spunk the bottle

During the sesh someone spills the beer/bong/shottie bottle. That person has 'spunked the bottle'

John tried to catch the open beer can but it spilled on the floor. He had spunk the bottle

by FaceItYoDead August 12, 2017

spunk

Pippi Longstocking invented this word.

"I came up with a new word... SPUNK!!" --Pippi Longstocking

by Maskinen January 27, 2017

spunk II

idiot who likes j----
*moan*

spunk II: I luv u
smhatuhehe: fk off

by anonymous March 9, 2022

Spunk bubble

A word to define a person that is annoying you

Shut Hope you Spunk Bubble

by Spunk Bubble 123 February 23, 2021

Shits Spunk

A woman who constantly takes it in the shitter.

There’s shits spunk Barbara. Apparently she prolapsed on big daves dick.

by Shits Spunk October 8, 2018