soda-stretcher

A simple method of both saving money on "flavored fizzy" and quenching your thirst better on extra-hot days. What you do is save a two-or-three-liter plastic soda-bottle after you empty it, and then pour in half the soda from a freshly-opened bottle of da same size. Then fill both bottles the rest of the way with drinking-water . Now you'll have twice as much liquid libation for about the same price as just one bottle, plus it will seem wetter and more refreshing, and the drink's milder flavor will help you feel "filled up" more quickly.

Raising your children to not have an excessively "sweet tooth" is a good idea just "in and of itself", of course, but it also has great advantages whenever you employ the "soda-stretcher" technique on hot days, since your kids will already be accustomed to blander-tasting beverages by that time, and so they will probably not feel particularly dissatisfied with your "watered-down" concoction.

by QuacksO August 29, 2018

soda-can dick

A really gurthy dick

Dude 1: Hey you wanna see something ?
Dude 2: Yeah show me.
Dude 1: Here.
Dude 2: Woah that's a mofo soda-can dick! i never knew.

by frozenwintershit May 25, 2018

Soda

A type of drink that consists of caffeine sugar water and flavor

I invented a new flavor for soda.

by Soda77456 June 10, 2018

cream soda

Cumming in someones drink while they're away.

"Okay, which of you fuckers gave me a cream soda while I was taking a shit"

by logistikalism November 22, 2019

Chub Soda

The bubbly froth from a man's meat log, also known as the chub.

This hookerbot was thirsty so I mixed her up a Pen Island vodka and chub soda.

Road tripin' with my bitch and she said she needed a drink. I pulled my junk out and gave her the ol' chub soda.

Hoe had dude ranch on her breath so I told her to swish my chub soda.

by Dixie_Knormous November 22, 2019

Soda Spice

Basically the bubbles in the soda that make that shit S P I C Y. Some heathens with call it "fiz" or whatever but nah. that bubbly shit on your tongue when you down a whole thing of Bocter Bepper is what we refer to as SODA SPICE my nigga. Bro lowkey this shit will make you awaken the rinnegan, not even lyin.

Quinn: yo mikey what are you drinking?

Mikey: just some cherry Coke

Quinn: NIGGA DOES IT GOT ME SOME OF THAT SODA SPICE?!??!?

Mikey: YOU BET JOTARO'S CREAMY ASSHOLE IT'S GOT SOME SODA SPICE

by R A N D L E B April 8, 2019

Soda pop

the act of jamming your tounge in a cats anus

i just soda popped my grandma’s cat last month

by hornygirll May 14, 2019