Sebastian Serenil

Hes a Bomb a.s.s stoner who shares his weed with everyone.

*Sebastian Serenil "You Want a Hit?"

by Savagest0ner March 9, 2018

Sebastian Jönestig

Awesome dude, he is good at games and can play every character ever.
He will beat you in every game you play and wont stop be good.
Dont try to fight him, you will lose and cry.

1 Guy: Did you see that Sebastian Jönestig in Overwatch?
2 Guy: Yeah, he got 5 gold medals and carried the team with doomfist.
1 Guy: REALLY!!!!
2 Guy: Dont try to fight him in a 1v1, you will only lose.
1 Guy: Ok, but in a 2v1?
2 Guy: That too
1 Guy: Damn...

by เซบาสเตียน March 20, 2018

Sebastian

okay I guess...........

Sebastian is okay I guess......

by pappapossi March 10, 2017

sassy sebastian

a boy named Sebastian that is very sassy, always wrong, and for some reason hates makeup, he likes to be called "cbass" which is strongly disapproved by an amazing, beautiful, courageous, and a bit aggressive girl named Mercy.

damn sassy Sebastian back at it again with the sass

by mercy.mariee May 15, 2016

Sebastian

Reverting your lungs while jumping from an exploding airplane at 54 meters above see level.

"Oh shit dude ! You made yourself a Sebastian !"

by Sharola February 14, 2018

sebastian hjelm

One of the most dankest memer to ever exist! Fucking legend

Wow that boi is so dank, Oh shit, waddup! He is almost like Sebastian Hjelm

by TheMemer27 February 2, 2017

sebastian

a skinny legend that looks gay on Instagram and irl. your friends will make fun of you every time they ask "so whos ur closest friend" because of how undeniably gay he looks on instagram, but as it turns out hes literally bi. aside from that, hes a great listener except for when hes high, otherwise hell tell you to stop "plastering your pussy on the sidewalk" every time you complain about the next shitty man that comes in ur life. sebastian is an absolute tennis pro but he built like a pasta noodle LOL. when he was in sixth grade, his voice made him sound like a squirrel and he found humor in hitting girls with lunchboxes. after he suffered a major breakup a few months ago, he went on a "spiritual journey" and turned into a twink. as the saying goes, men are either good at bowling or can figure out where the clitoris is first try. sebastian is good at bowling. to continue with more negative things about this man, his room is almost never clean and he thinks its funny to act like a sarcastic little bitch. on a positive note, sebastian does smell amazing, and hes a good cook. he also plays electric guitar and has good music taste. although his clitoris finding skills are ass, his head game is on point. this man will devour pussy like its his last meal. in conclusion, anyone would be lucky to have sebastian in their life, and having him in my life is a privilege. this man makes me the happiest girl in the world every time im with him, and i love him to the moon and saturn. <3

"so whos ur best friend??"
"oh his name is sebastian"
*pulls up instagram*

"OMFG HES SO GAY LMAOOOO"

by speaknowstan89 November 22, 2021