Scottdale Poop n' Scoop

When your roommate or friend sneaks up on you while your sleeping and gets you to orgasm through rectal insertion without you waking up.

Aw man my roommate gave me the ol' Scottdale Poop n' Scoop last night and I've never woken up more refreshed.

by anonymous January 29, 2022

Scoops

The act of applauding or cheering for someone or something.

Scoops to winning the football game.

by Lily lee miller October 12, 2017

scoop baby

A person, who at conception was shot on the sheets by his father, and his mother felt sorry for the unborn children, and scooped it back up. The result of which is a ignorant, arrogant, often ugly offspring.

" I hate Steve. He's such a dumbass."
"Yeah, he thinks he is so sexy, but he looks like a failed cloning experiment"
"Yeah, you can definitely tell Steve was a scoop baby"

by hammythebearhammythebear March 8, 2017

Scooped

A DC meaning to have hooked up with someone but did not have sex

I scooped my coworker last night but I kept my pants on, don't worry!

by Cheyfoxtree March 29, 2016

scoop

The part of the butt at the buttom that curves around and meets the thigh.

That girl has a nice ass. I love that scoop at the buttom.

by SonicBoom54 August 26, 2011

Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own shirt or clothing in bed to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of presomnial masturbation so that he can fall asleep without having to ruin his comfortability by having to find another means of disposal.

When I’m in the mood for a quick tug before bed, I always do a scoop and sleep because I’m too lazy to look for tissues.

by anonymous July 29, 2022

Jenc scoop

Grab a tall as dude by his nuts from behind and scoop him until he does a front flip.

Yo hit ‘‘em with the jenc scoop.

by Werner lover September 27, 2023