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Dive-Scoop

To make a motion with one's arm, typically the right arm, that looks like scooping up a scoop of ice cream. Typically accompanied by a very corny expression to indicate sarcastic over enthusiasm.

To execute the perfect Dive-Scoop:
1. Make a loose fist, like holding an ice cream scooper

2. Bring it all the way down in an upside down "C" formation

3. Bring it back up, with a bent elbow

4. Deliver the withering corny 50's like smile (it should look a lot like the iconic "How about a nice cup of shut the f*ck up?" picture)
Sure, I'll take out the trash mom, even though it's my little brother's job and he never does it *dive-scoop*

Of course I want to eat dirt *dive-scoop*

Sure, go ahead and take my last piece of gum *dive scoop*

Having a grand old time! *dive scoop*
by Crimson_Belladona May 18, 2010
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Scoop and Serve

The act of beefing, then guiding (fanning or grabbing and distributing) the fart via hand towards the victim's face
When Tom began to smell the scent of beef, he realized it was too late, for Alex had scoop and served them
by mayonaise boots March 31, 2015
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whoop-di-scoop

Some absolute fire by kanye west (a.k.a-Trump's biggest fan)
Hottest shit of 2018
Producer: Show me the lyrics
Kanye: whoop-di-scoop di-poop
Producer: WOKE
by Free v-bucks May 1, 2018
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scoop

An insufferable little cunt who believes anything he reads.
Man, this Scoop guy is a fucking retard.
by poopscoop123 December 11, 2018
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Tipsy Scoop

After a night of boozing with your woman and things start getting weird, you hold a waffle cone under your girls ass while she takes a shit into it. You then take the skinny end of the cone and place it in her snatch, while you fuck the wide end with shit inside of it.
Dude how did it go last night? “Not bad, I ended up giving her a tipsy scoop”
by Imabrew17 June 6, 2018
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Dog Scooping

A type of hip hop dancing. To achieve this, one partner faces away from their partner and grinds their butt crack on the on their partner’s crotch, while shaking their booty side to side slightly. The partner that is getting dog scooped may or may not be sitting.
I see Treasure, she poppin and lockin, she’s Dog Scooping, and I ain’t mad at it. Because me and Mally we are havin a GOOD ole time!!
by Jack Attack 333 October 28, 2021
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