salmon cavern

A smelly vagina.

Alice: Wanna Netflix and chill?
Chad: Ain't gonna be putting my wood in that Salmon Cavern tonight.

by athh96@! January 23, 2018

Akmad Salmon

A creature of pestilence that begins all suffering when tension runs high

It cannot process what you are saying within that time period and will not tolerate backlash

The akmad salmon was very cringy and closed box

by Zenkai boost September 10, 2025

Salmoning

Compulsively ejaculating all over the rug and leaving it there

Mitch's mom had to replace the carpet because he was salmoning

by Upriver July 2, 2021

Salmon Slapping

When a dude slaps his dick in between a person's thighs or on their body.

I should have bought her roses before salmon slapping her.

by #Bow_Nerd August 9, 2021

Sexy Salmon

When you are having sex with the woman on top facing you and your child unexpectedly and suddenly enters the room causing the woman to leap forwards over you to a prone position like a salmon jumping a waterfall.

We really need a lock on that door, Cheryl did the sexy salmon last night

by LordKillington November 8, 2020

salmon the breeze

derogatory term that refers to the smell of a person usually a women with poor feminine hygiene. For men you might use "Assed the Air up".

"I was on the bus and this booty beast salmon the breeze"

by skroadie June 14, 2008

Salmon Death

When a person dies after releasing their sperm.

Man, I couldn't imagine being a first responder for a salmon death.

by --Satan September 24, 2023