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Robert is a one of a kind man. He is super handsome. He has the gyat. There is one bad thing about him…… he is very gay.
by JakeSmitty44 January 26, 2024
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A lot of people get this wrong about guys named Robert. Sure, they're smart and has the capacity to be funny, but they don try to show it. That's because they don't stand out in a crowd or try to do the most they can. Yes, they can be a heartstealer, but many are chronically bitchless with their horrible rizz and reserved personality.

I speak from experience, that not everybody named Robert is smart, kind, funny, or romantic. They're your run-of-the-mill guy who wants to get by in life, just like you and me.
There's no need for an example of Robert, I just gave you everything you need to know.
by pp123987 December 12, 2023
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Robert is the funniest person you’ll ever meet. He gathers more insane stories in a year than most people do in a lifetime. He’ll take you on adventures and then retell them in a way that makes you relive them. Despite all that, he’ll still be down-to-earth when he needs to. Don’t let Robert get away.
Person 1: Who keeps making monkey noises at 3AM?
Person 2: That’s Robert. Go ask him to tell you the Michigan story.
by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023
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Robert is my man ❤️ - Kipria
Robert is Kipria’s mann .
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best napoleon impersonator. best baked beans in england. love my family xoxo
"OH my! Its Robert! He makes the best baked beans in the whole of the united kingdom!"
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When a person is too stupid to know what’s even going on around them
Hey look at that Robert, he can’t see he’s being played for all his money when it’s clear as day
by SirDorkLord June 13, 2024
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Robert is a cunt
robert is a cunt
by BlokeyMcBlokepants March 14, 2024
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