monday roast 

A traditional Sunday roast eaten midweek and cooked with as little effort as possible such as re-heating a left over Sunday roast or using ready made items bought at a shop.

Looking for wards to eating a Monday roast.

monday roast by Hatter101 March 23, 2016

Jake roast

When a Jake try's to make a roast but the roast makes no sense ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Dude saying your mom is like a Jake roast.

Jake roast by Ink won do December 30, 2016

Nugget Roast 

A unique take on the traditional spit roast where a female amputee, missing both arms and legs, engages in sexual intercourse with two males. One male enters the mouth while the other enters the twat, thus suspending the female between the two like a stuffed pig. The males then proceed to slowly rotate the female as if she was cooking over an open fire.

Al: Hey Finlay, me and Wollman totally nugget roasted that amputee last night.

Nugget Roast by Pink sock lollipop November 8, 2018

Hog Roast 

A hog roast is a sex move preformed in a threesome by two guys and one girl. To do the hog roast one guy puts his penis in the girls mouth while the other guy puts his penis the girls anus or vagina. Then they proceeded to spin the girl round like a hog roast.

Guy 1: I really enjoyed that hog roast last night
Guy 2: yes it was fun spinning her round

Hog Roast by Tictac21 November 4, 2019

Crown Roast 

When a group of 6 or more get naked and do handstands in the pool, in a circle, to mimic a crown roast beef.

“Let’s go skinny dipping and then form a crown roast!”

Crown Roast by Buffalo Parker April 17, 2020

sausage tea party spit roast

The act of screwing britain with germany in Hearts of Iron IV, by invading the north and the south simultaneously.

ISP: "If you go un Urban Dictionary and look up sausage tea party spit roast, this is what you'll see."

sausage tea party spit roast by TheSoschianGamer+ October 24, 2017

Poising the roast 

A male mistress throwing a fit when his woman is late coming home and he has to eat dinner alone. Can pout or go to extreme measures for attention.

"Keep this up and I might have to start poising the roast"

Poising the roast by bear and kitten October 11, 2020