Off the reservation

When a group disinvites your ass, grass and or cash for outrageous behavior, usually long past due.

Donald Trump was so boring at Studio 54 he should have been off the reservation.

by Not John Barron February 16, 2019

reservoir flats

Basically the ghetto of the northern suburbs. Inhabitants:junkies,bogans and feral abos.

You don't live near the reservoir flats do you??

by Ambieeleejay June 10, 2014

reserved bus parking

What you call a slut hat has had sex with literally every guy you know. She is now so loose that she only allows busses into her vagina

That slut is just reserved bus parking

by The lover doctor April 7, 2016

Reserection

A priest's boner

I just confessed the details of my affair to the priest but it gave him a reserection.

by marymarystrawberry December 18, 2016

Reservation

When a woman "reservates" a man, by having oral contact at his crunch.
This forces the man psychological to be intrested in a relationship with the woman an he won't feel atracted by other women.

Girl1: "Yesterday I resevered this boy at the party, he immediately fell in love with me."
Girl2: "That's what I call a good reservation!"

by PhoetNr.1 April 17, 2017

Reserve outfit

An outfit(s) outside of the normal same 5 shirts you generally wear because you haven’t done your laundry.

Usually consisting of 5 different shirts and the same 2 pairs of jeans.

Could also mean an outfit for an occasion such as “fuck me jeans” for a date.

Clay: “Damn, Jess. must be going through some shit. I saw her sporting her reserve outfit.”

by Whitechocolatem December 26, 2017

ResErection

Synonym to "Angel Lust", The ResErection is a better term for when a dead man gets a boner after a traumatic death.

"Dude, I heard Dave's ResErection was massive after he got shot."

by x0x0g0ssipgirl January 1, 2018