relationship pubes

An act of neglect in the most important of areas shortly after entering into a new relationship.

‘You’ve got a decent set of relationship pubes there mate.’
‘I know, new Mrs. Haven’t manscaped for a while.’

by Maxim11 June 9, 2018

Relationship

Something that is hard to find because there are too many hoes in this generation.

There is no point in getting into a relationship with somebody. There always be somebody willing to try and take your partener away from you.

by De Wae of Uganda March 2, 2018

Relationship Hunter

A new-logo salesperson (someone who focuses on securing brand new clients) who's priority is on developing relationships first and closing the sale second.

Relationship Hunter(s) get to know their clients as people first and build friendships that produce lifelong customers.

by Chief Curiosity Officer October 4, 2018

Relationship Body

The stage of ultimate comfort in a relationship where all standards of the self-image are abandoned under the idea that your significant other will lover regardless of your appearance.

Ever since Jared and Monica started dating Jared has acquired total relationship body. At least 15 pounds.

by Owen66 February 24, 2019

Relationship sabotage

When someone fucks with the lives of two people who would otherwise be loving their lives without difficulties.

The girl wanted to make their lives difficult by fucking with their lives, in an effort at relationship sabotage, one way of driving a wedge between two people to to play both the way the saboteur plays all sides.

by Solid Mantis October 25, 2019

Realationship

When a spouse is cheating on you, gaslighting and blaming you because it's all your fault and theres nothing you can do about it.

A one-sided monogamous alledged "relationship" seemingly with yourself.

She/he may be sleeping with the neighbor but were in a realationship.

Sadly it's the reality of a real relationship.

by Kokopellisweety March 31, 2022

un-relationship

when two people are getting married even though neither of them know it yet despite the total lack of compatability and constant stream of insults

skylar and chrissie are very content in their un-relationship

by team america August 30, 2007