Aaron Relentless

A logical minded Irishman who never gives up. His promises are forever and he will endure anything to keep them. He has one lung and is a freak in bed.

I punched my boyfriend in the face while he had his fingers in my ars last night when we were making love- I'm such an "Aaron Relentless"

by sally headbanger August 24, 2012

catch-and-release

1. A legal way for sadists to inflict pain and injury on a fragile defenseless living creature. How would YOU like it if someone offered you a morsel of food when you were hungry, only to gleefully drive a big ol’ BARBED SPIKE through your cheek as you trustingly bit down on said tasty tidbit, and THEN just clumsily yank out the torture-device and toss you back out on your ear without even bothering to bandage you up?!?!??? I would **never** do anything like this, nor can I see how there could possibly be any legitimate pleasure in it --- for mercy’s sakes! --- unless you’re planning on keeping da meat, LET DA POOR FISH ALONE TO SWIM IN PEACE! If you aren’t planning to sell your catch or fry it up for dinner, leave your fishin’ poles at home, fer cryin’ out loud!
2. What “bad boys” wish da cops would “do when they come for you”, rather than arresting the troublemakers after a lengthy pursuit.
3. What a selfish or ”shallow” person does whenever he “plays the field”.

I keep my friends “for life” --- if you treat me right, I will always “be there for you” (i.e., give you emotional support, come and pick you up if you get stranded somewhere, unclog your toilet and otherwise lend you a hand as needed, etc.). I never practice “catch-and-release”, even if things don’t work out romantically between us.

by QuacksO December 26, 2018

release the fece

When you take a shit and only one fece comes out

I was brewing for so long, I had to release the fece and it hit my balls on the way out

by T Revenge April 5, 2006

Red dead redempton

You were trying to type red dead Redemption, but you misspelled it, you see an urban dictionary, so you clicked on it.

Guy: I hope red dead redempton 2 comes out soon
Guy 2: lmao what

Guy 1: *redemption
Guy 2: oh ok lol
Guy 3: what u talking about
Guy 3: *MURDERS GUY 1 AND GUY 2*
Guy 3: lmao, what
Guy 3: talk bitch
Guy 4: despacito

by The classic memer July 25, 2018

relena peacecraft

a 16-year-old rich brat that is spoiled by Noin,Zechs,and the others buy telling her that she could be queen at such a young age.She realy is a hipocrite because she says shes going to stop this war but she never moves a finger for her people.All she does is stalk a poor handsome boy named Heero Yuy that is one step closer to vomiting if she doesn't leave him alone.Relena thinks she could rule a world with no weapons.There will never be a world without weapons.The world is an endless waltz

by rock goddess August 27, 2003

Catch and Release

As a man is finishing having sex, he cums into his hand and smacks the woman in the face with that hand.

After bringing a woman home from the bar, he did a catch and release.

by RickyBobby July 7, 2013

redemption

redemption is an awesome song by the japanese star Gackt, that was used on final fantasy VII, The Dirge of Cerberus.

a: Wow you bought final fantasy VII?
b: Yeah but only for the soundtrack... ♥~Gackto... *hums redemption*~♥ ^-^

by elsmongoose January 16, 2008