Skip to main content

Read-Search

A play on the word Research.

The event when students in college are reading for homework, research & essay writing, but gets bored and stops after a certain amount of text, then goes googling things, and/or searching on facebook, youtube, twitter, myspace, etc. Then later return to the reading, only to repeat the process. This extends the time required to get through a reading assignment and often adds hours to the task.
(1)Derek: Hey Sarah, did you finish your essay for the term?

Sarah: No, I tried to write it, but kept getting distracted by read-search. I think I'm going to fail!

(2)
Amy: That article on the human genotypes was so long and boring! Why did the professor assign it?

David: I know! I couldn't read it in one seating without read-searching! It ended up taking hours to finish reading it!
by Lexitonina April 13, 2010
mugGet the Read-Search mug.

wet read

When something you are reading gets you sexually aroused.
There’s nothing like a good wet read right before falling into bed.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 19, 2020
mugGet the wet read mug.

If you read this

I need help I am trapped in a dungeon that he calls his fun place I have had my whole body violated by the big man. He tells me I’ll be his berth mother but I’m not a e gurl
If you read this I’m in a dungeon -.-
by XxladykillerXx September 28, 2019
mugGet the If you read this mug.

I have read and agree to the terms of use

Pretty much the biggest lie on the planet. People usually see this message when trying to sign up for something or the other. People are supposed to actually read through the terms of use, but no one does. Useless waste of paper or pixels.
People who say they have never lied in their lives are probably lying right there. I guarantee that none of them have ever checked the "I have read and agree to the terms of use" box after actually reading the terms of use.
by sexytroll696969696969 June 23, 2011
mugGet the I have read and agree to the terms of use mug.

left me on read

When on snapchat someone opens your snap and doesn't snap back
I can't believe you left me on read!!
by Sharkisha Misha July 8, 2017
mugGet the left me on read mug.

Reading T-1 2102

The most beautiful steam locomotive ever built. Its currently being restored by Reading Blue Mountain & Northern RR. They say it is going to be back on the rails this spring of 2021. It will be a great thing to see and I recommend going and watching it. BUT BE WARNED!!!! Every foamer in the world will be trying to get there to see it. Meaning that you might get mobbed by raging foamers trying to beat you up with there tripods! If you like the locomotives current color too bad because by the time it gets to its destination it will be in a full white paint scheme from all the foaming railfans that couldn't help but cum on it. If you want to be nice and get on the good side of the foamers just make sure to ask everyone you meet "WHERE IS NRFF"! That should get you on everyone's good side
Foamer: dddid you hhhear that Reading T-1 2102 is being rererestored!
Normal Railfan: Yes, That's great!
Foamer: OMG i'm gonna have to bring a extra pair of pants so I don't have to walk around with jizz in my pants!
Normal Railfan: Whatever you fucking Foamer!
by ragingfoamerfuck88 January 20, 2021
mugGet the Reading T-1 2102 mug.

Headline reader

Judges solely based on a news headline.
The headline reader did not understand the meaning of the article because the headline didn't tell the full story.
by D1L0 December 31, 2015
mugGet the Headline reader mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email