jank and a pack of ranch

stupid, moronic, clueless

Emily didn't get my joke she is jank and a pack of ranch

by sunnydinthehouse November 5, 2015

mesquite honey ranch

The mixing together of ranch and honey chipotle to make a sweet taste of deliciousness

When acn asked scoop what she was doing she said "oh you didn't know, this is mesquite honey ranch

by scoop 10 November 8, 2013

Ranch

1; Not a moisturizer

2; A dressing and dipping sauce beloved by many, including celebrities such as Shane Dawson and Chris Pratt.

3; A girl from the country and/or in the country, typically an attractive one.

1; "She told me to use ranch on my skin, but ranch is not a moisturizer."
2; "I'm going to the store to buy some ranch for the salad and wings, want anything else?"
3; "Did you see Joanne? She is a ranch."

by Satan's Daughter <3 June 10, 2018

Dirty Ranch

something you should have but definitely don’t

I’ll just grab this dirty ranch

by OnlineFactsMan January 14, 2022

Ranch

Extremely Based

"You're Ranch..."

by Gavin- November 1, 2021

Going to a Ranch

Used in sarcasm to reference the obvious.

Well, I was obviously Going to a Ranch to get kicked by a bull

by Hanshot let March 28, 2017

Rocking Horse Ranch

When you pull out a raging boner, cover it in Cholula hot sauce, and fuck a girl when she's on her period, making hot sauce, blood, and semen mix together and make the girl get a knife and stab you in the scrotum so when you have haemorrhagic shock, you get pissed and fuck her in the eye sockets and rip her face off

"I just did the Rocking Horse Ranch on my ex the other day and she's in the hospital."

by aiden2000 October 15, 2025