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Ranch Pants

When you accidentally ejaculate while running a 5K marathon and are forced to finish the race.
The marathon went great but the last mile I had to deal with ranch pants.
by Joe-seph May 17, 2018
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hammer ranch

Hammer ranch is a slang term for sperm, aka "man butter".
My girl made us a salad for dinner so I offered her some hammer ranch for her bowl and let her know it added much more protein than regular ranch would!!
by Schmo mufuckin Dozer!! May 25, 2020
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Ranch it

To go all in, fully commit, or dive headfirst into something with zero hesitation. No fear, no second-guessing—just full send
Oh yeah im abt to ranch it

He wasn’t sure about skydiving at first, but then he just ranched it

Ant no way, he really ranched it
by kenzeeebo March 25, 2025
mugGet the Ranch itmug.

Cadillac Ranch Creations

Cadillac Ranch Creations is the most awesome boutique around. They have blingy jewelry, rockin' clothing, funky flip flops, and must have home decor, and much much more. They are famous for their laid back friendly customer service and their custom creations. The owner, Anita, is a fabulous fashionista and one of the greatest people to ever meet. She can create you anything! Just see for yourself they're online :)
Cadillac Ranch Creations boutique Cadillac Ranch fashionista rockin' blingy greatest fabulous custom friendly Anita awesome funky Creations famous laid back haute couture chic sassy classy diva
by Groovy Granny March 23, 2011
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Hidden valley ranch

1. Can you please pass me the hidden valley ranch
2. do you have hidden valley ranch in the store
by vivdefinitions May 20, 2021
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Ranch Mommy

Describes the observation of a particularly distinguishable woman among all others working her 8 to 9 hour shift, making you want to lather her feet in ranch dipping sauce and suck each individual toe: sweaty and nasty.
“Gahhdamn! That is a ranch mommy.. I am extremely bricked..”
That girl’s got the gyatt! She’s gonna be my ranch mommy tonight!”
by Game is game May 18, 2024
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