Robert

Robert is the funniest person you’ll ever meet. He gathers more insane stories in a year than most people do in a lifetime. He’ll take you on adventures and then retell them in a way that makes you relive them. Despite all that, he’ll still be down-to-earth when he needs to. Don’t let Robert get away.

Person 1: Who keeps making monkey noises at 3AM?
Person 2: That’s Robert. Go ask him to tell you the Michigan story.

by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023

Robert

He is a very handsome man with a massive gyatt. He is attracted to men.

You are so Robert.

by JakeSmitty44 January 26, 2024

Robert

Robert is a one of a kind man. He is super handsome. He has the gyat. There is one bad thing about him…… he is very gay.

My friend Robert is something else

by JakeSmitty44 January 26, 2024

Robert

Robert is a cunt

robert is a cunt

by BlokeyMcBlokepants March 14, 2024

Robert

Robert is my man ❤️ - Kipria

Robert is Kipria’s mann .

by pria . April 28, 2024

Robert

best napoleon impersonator. best baked beans in england. love my family xoxo

"OH my! Its Robert! He makes the best baked beans in the whole of the united kingdom!"

by pinkpineappleomglmao May 23, 2024

Robert

When a person is too stupid to know what’s even going on around them

Hey look at that Robert, he can’t see he’s being played for all his money when it’s clear as day

by SirDorkLord June 13, 2024