Tuscan Pot Roast

Pooping while sitting cross-legged on a hot sidewalk.
Dude just made a tuscan pot roast right on the sidewalk in front of Denny's.
by lerk99 March 12, 2017
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mexican spit roast

To penetrate a lady from both ends simultaneously, ie orally and either anally or vaginally, whilst both male participants wear sombrero hats to protect the lady from the glare of the midday sun.
Hans and Klaus were so concerned about the intensity of the sun that they donned their sombrero's before joining Sally at the mexican spit roast. If only Andreas were able to come along with the aftersun lotion.
by Hans und Klaus October 17, 2006
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rump roast

the dog is barking. oh what a rump roast
by dolphinstew101 October 09, 2009
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Pike Place roast

Very small cat turds, almost resembling coffee beans.
Fritz the cat left some Pike Place roast on the carpet. Maybe it is time to clean the litter box?
by Billy Bubba July 11, 2008
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Roast Beef

A female with a very bad Camletoe
She must work at Arby's, cause she has a bad roast beef
by Sprungjoker March 28, 2015
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Boom Roasted

When you get boom roasted, it is equivalent of getting burned!
So if you say something and some one has a come back someone else can say "Ohhhh Boom Roasted!"
Girl "Can i play with your ball?"
Boy" That's what she saidd!!!"

Boy 2" OHHHHHH boom roasted!!!"
by coolsause101 June 04, 2009
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Maryland Oven Roast

When one deficates in anothers oven then proceeds to set it on self clean. As the oven proceeds to lock itself and burn all material the feces begins to roast like a thanksgiving turkey. This enturn ruins the oven and causes all future meals to taste like shit.
Ryan McFakin: Damn man my oven is ruined?
Harun Ali: Why dog?
Ryan: Someone gave me a Maryland Oven Roast and i can still taste that shit a year from then.
Harun Ali: Bro that sounds delish!
by HarunHater911 March 19, 2009
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