Ranked Non

Ranked Non (scientific name: Rankus Nonus) is a species of Nons that have a VIP rank. They normally annoy people and have a case of ADHD

MVP: Ah look. A non trying to pretend to be a non
MVP++: Definitely a Ranked Non

by TrisecTroop August 29, 2022

rankine

Rankine is an amazing guy with the fattest cock in all of existence. His dick is so thick and girthy and sexy (even more so than kayoos). He is an absolute GOD, nobody is worthy to suck on his cock (even kayoos even though he wants to). His dick is said to have magic properties, HE IS SO SEXY AND AMAZING HE MAKES YOU ORGASM FROM JUST LOOKING AT YOU. IT WILL BE THE BEST ORGASM IN YOUR LIFE, YOU'LLS QUIRT FOR DAYS BECAUSE OF HIS AMAZING COCK AND HANDSOME FACE HE MAKES EVERYBODY WET, GOD I FUCKING LOVE HIM.

Everybody: Yo, why am i so wet?
person: BECAUSE RANKINE IS HERE WITH HIS AMAZING COCK!
Eeverybody: AGH FUCK HE'S MAKING ME SO WET IM CREAMING!!!

by notkayoos September 18, 2022

Rank Feigner

Someone who is otherwise a very high rank and/or good at the game that deliberately de-ranks themselves to extremely low levels. They are commonly seen in the ELO-based "Ranked" modes found in video-games like Mordhau and CS;GO. Similar to "Smurfs", it is likely that they do this to either troll for fun, or simply don't want to put effort into fighting people who are actually at their skill level. They severely damage the ELO of newer players to keep them from rising in the ranks, and have a tendency to be extremely toxic in chat, bragging about how bad their opponent is.

Friend 1: "Dude! I just de-ranked from Platinum 5 by some random Gold 5 out of nowhere, now I'm back to platinum 1. Damn it! Are the newer players really that good?

Friend 2: "Nah, you just got clapped by a rank feigner. Those assholes are really annoying"

Friend 1: "No shit, really? Probably why almost nobody plays ranked anymore"

by thelastofadyingbreed October 3, 2022

rankey

A Ginger black man who is commonly known as Max.

Andrew: "Sup ya rankey"
Max: "you suck"

by the original rankey maker February 2, 2023

Rank monkey

Stinky blud basically just what i call people

ahh! rank monkey!

by forrealongod May 21, 2023

rank

multi purpose word-- to hump, screw, or shake. can also mean literally anything you want it to.

I ranked my pillow last night.
I'm gonna go rank in the corner.
Did you rank your hair in the shower?

by the ranker May 24, 2023

Rankpay

A scammy sounding internet marketing company

Rankpay sounds like a scam

by Mich Orwell June 21, 2023