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Quinton Barker

A big fat bastard, inventor of the Fat boy special vibrato fart.
He is an obese, primitive man, with a face of boils(boil beard) Greasy black hair with a suspicious ginger beard.
No-one likes him, except wroxanne, his girlfriend.
"Quiton Barker? Yea i know him, he hit on me once, fucking hell he stinks of shit!"
"Big Ugly oaf"
by Adam Watts AKA Ginge December 6, 2003
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Quantity Surveyor

The most slimy, greedy, biggest con-merchant wankers in construction industry. Always altering/chopping and changing costs like an evil Sith Lord at the expense of poor white man subcontractor who is feeding his family on 12 pence per day.

Trying to understand a QS who is justifying an horrifically/disgusting high cost to you using a spreadsheet which looks as if it was created by Stephen Hawking is like a Finnish man trying to understand the entire Qur'an off by heart in less than 12 hours.

Most of them have little construction technology knowledge and exist only to tinker around on Microsoft Excel like a child on candycrush.

If you want to work in construction, don't be a wanker Quantity Surveyor. (I recommend being an architect, you get to wear trendy glasses and drive a Saab around like a boss).
'That Quantity Surveyor charged me £20,000 for a toilet seat and he's still holding money we were owed by the contractor 2 years ago - nobhead!'
by jk5_1986 February 23, 2015
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quality not quantity

A term used in online discussions, which is usually about how having a smaller number of "good players" is better than having a large number of "bad players" in order to get something done. Usually the bad players are referred to as zerglings, or lemmings. Dragonball Z was the first to use this phrase in this way.
Majin Buu: You have two saiyans, I have three. Not to mention the Namek.

Vegitto: Its quality not quantity my friend.
by Dark_Loki January 29, 2008
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quinting

When you feel like you have to sneeze, and then you don't.
Oh man, I hate quinting. It makes my eyes water.
by Becca R September 15, 2007
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quintyra

Quintyra is the type of person that will not cheat on a boy she really love,✨ you will her like her family
Quintyrawill become Quintyra
by Raynoe August 9, 2017
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Quintuple

When a man pops a boner and quickly starts thrusting his penis inside a woman’s pussy. But when he cream pies that clit, he still thrusts his wiener into her cervix even when his penis is now soft and a chode. The woman clenches her clit lips together, cutting off circulation to the crank, leaving it saggy and purple.
Get in my fucking bed Sally so I can Quintuple that cunt.
by daddyhasapenis September 30, 2017
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san quintin prison

san Quintin is a prison specifically located in California the prison is also known as san fuckin because you always getting fucked in the ass you cant sleep side ways or else you will get fucked and you better watch what you do there especially in the shower because if you drop the soap I feel bad for you because you stuck also don't let anyone give you food because in prison that's a favor and you have to return the favor or else you will get killed also be careful where you go because they get to choose who there bitches are and if you are there bitch be careful.......
san Quintin prison is the most scariest prison ever
by san quinton January 18, 2017
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