queef

n. A pussy fart, often occuring just after the penis is withdrawn from the vagina though sometimes also during insertion, more prevalent with large penises. Caused by air being expelled from the vaginal canal and leading to oscillation of the labia.

She queefed just after I banged her, and we both had a good laugh.

by pornoforpyros August 4, 2006

Queef

1: A "Vart" or vagina fart.

2: A new brand of snack cracker.

Hey, Bill!! I do believe that delicate flower of a wife ya got there expelled a gaseous queef o' airy goodness from her vulvic nether region! It may be a result of the continuous banging of my wanger-doodle in said wife's snapper hole.
Gosh, Don! All this scientific sex talk is making me hungry! Hand me that box of Nabisco Queefs or I will bludgen your head with this solid aluminum replica of a baby's arm holding an apple.

by Gagoosh March 1, 2005

Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie

When a man ejaculates inside a girl while she is on her period and she proceeds to fart out of her vagina (pussy), squirting out the creamy, bubbly, red and white jizzblood. Afterwards the combination of all of the substances forced out by the queef, drip down into her shit coated asshole, which works as a crust for the Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie and a tasty, delicious snack.

1. I was really hungry, so I fucked my girlfriend while she was on her period without a condom, so I could eat a Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie.

2. Thank god I waited long enough to fuck my girlfriend for both her period and the diarrhea around her asshole to dry, so I could enjoy this fine delectable that is a Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie.

MMMMM...Bloody Queef Cum!!

by Scott, Ben, Jesse October 28, 2007

Queef

When a girl farts out her vag

Brady-"So you fucked Jessica" Kyle-"Ya but she queefed all over my rock!!!!!!"

by German5225 August 27, 2018

california queef quaker

when a girl lets out a thunder queef that hits 5.0 on the richter scale

jerry: Was that an earthquake?
krystal: no i jus queefed!!
jerry: damn girl!!! Your a california queef quaker!!

by goonersteve January 28, 2008

Queef

A exit of air from the female body through the vagina. Usually caused by heavy sexual intercorse. Or by air being blown into the vagina.

Nick blew air into my vagina when he was eating me out, and i queefed all over his face. But we both shared a good laugh.

by Breezi October 9, 2005

Queefasaurusrex

its a dinosaur that queefs

Lucy Vu is a queefasaurusrex

by Ryno16 February 4, 2009