purple tech

A person who gives bad tech advice thinking they are an expert on it. Often their computer wallpaper or RGB lighting is purple.

The purple tech channel told me to use WiFi to get zero ping.

by The Bearded IT Guy June 11, 2021

purple tooth

one who's tooth or teeth have changed color due to excessive drinking of red wine.

Scotty's got some purple tooth going from all the Franzia he's been chugging.

by AndrewSc August 20, 2007

Purple Dentist

The pants-dwelling male professional that wants to inspect the inside of your mouth.

"My purple dentist gave her/him a clean bill of health!"

by Gozdan July 17, 2018

purple ocean

The purple ocean is When ARMY is waving with their armybomb at a bts concert in the purple colour

OMG! Look How big the purple ocean is! I want to be in it one day

by Lilmeowmeow17 June 8, 2020

Purple Glurple

When you twist the tip of another person’s penis. This phrase can also apply to twisting your own penis but typically this only occurs after dares and lost bets. Glurple comes from the scientific term for the head of the penis; the glans.

Bro 1: Yo! Mark twisted the tip of my wang at the pregame. I don’t know if I’m gonna be able to bang Becky later. It’s all purple and it’s bleeding a little bit.
Bro 2: Oh wow man! You got a Purple Glurple? That’s epic!

by The Real Mr. Hollywood May 15, 2018

Purple Person

A special person / lover / victim

Omg Jose is the purple person because Tina Was Smashing him!

by Sumfuccboi August 8, 2021

purple sack

The next level to Blue Balls. An extremely agonizing sensation in the scrotum that occurs from not

ejaculating when trying to hook up while you ALREADY have blue balls and you're cut off from cumming again.

My girl is such a cunt, she was sucking me off and I was about to cum and she suddenly stopped and went home so I called my side hoe and bitch did the same thing now my purple sack is killing me!

by Badbeehavior September 30, 2017